Stranger: hey... today i had a bit of an embarrassing experience. My high school does this meeting for incoming freshmen where a few select seniors answer questions about high school life and such. I was one of them. I got there and there was a table and some fold-up chairs to sit in. There were about 100 little 13 year olds and some parents across from me, along with 5 other seniors sitting next to me. I happened to be sitting next to one of my long time crushes. It was pretty casual so I wore basketball shorts and a t-shirt.

I started to notice a lot of kids staring at me. Didnt think anything of it, as i was kind of the one answering most questions. Then one girl who looked like a real bitch raised her hand for a question. She got called on, and said that her question was for the boy in the blue t-shirt. That was me. Her question was "I can see your scrotum hanging out of your shorts. You should hide your balls better." God fucking damnit. I could see everyone in the crowd look from her to me, and then slightly below me. My face almost exploded with redness. Then she finished it off with "They're all sweaty. Are you hot?"

So I just sat there. Youd expect everyone else to be dead silent, but that was only the case for the parents in the crowd. All of the freshmen girls were snickering. Some were pointing it out to their friends who didn't see it yet. I shifted in my seat and realized that I was indeed hanging out a little, and pulled down my shorts to cover up. What the fuck.

Luckily there was a teacher there moderating it who quickly said to go onto the next question, and to keep it appropriate. But the damage was done. I looked through my peripherals at my crush. She was trying hard to hold back a smile, half embarrassed for me and half wanting to take part in the giggling.

Nobody said a word to me after that. So, what should I do about my crush?

You: shut the fuck up

Stranger: lo

Stranger: can i fuck you anally?

You: how much u pay?

Stranger: 80 pesos

You: speak english

Stranger: fuck you ******

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LOL is it just me or do the freaks come out at night?