Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: helloooooo, there
You: i can be either one...just takes a few minutes
Stranger: ok... originally... r u m or f?
You: f
You: are you fixing to end this conversation?
Stranger: no
Stranger: let's talk about something...
You: about what?
Stranger: i don't know...
Stranger: what do u want talk about?
You: i don't know...
You: what do u want to talk about?
Stranger: oh... talk about you...
You: I am the smartest man on the Net
Stranger: wasn't u a girl?
You: i was ...originally
Stranger: r u lesbian?
You: silly little dude
You: AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!
You: sorry
You: my fingers have Tourette's
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 27
You: Can I be Frank with you?
Stranger: yes...
You: Ok, cool. Who will you be with me?
Stranger: i don't know...
Stranger: sorry
i've to go now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Later, QD.