Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you

[Ed]

lol v4 ftmfw

[THEONE]

ricer?that word never gets old does it? all the trendy things the import scene has gone through and that one trendy little word always comes up "ricer" hmmm?
honestly alot of folks like cars to look fast but would rather not spend the money to make them fast. and some folks buy cars already modified and are lied to and they just pass on what they were told not knowing they got screwed.

most people are trying to fit in and dont have a real working knowledge of cars or they get to excited and say something dumb,like is that a v4? is that vtec? or im gonna put a whatever on my something and im gonna run 12's or my car has 300hp and its a 90 civic.

anyway if you see me on the street i wont try to race you but you might call me a ricer i have blue flames on my car and a freakin loud assed exaust (i say its becasue of my bisi header) rollin on my old 14inch prime 5 star rims with a 6 point cage inside completly gutted and a time slip in the ashtray from when it was drag car pullin 1.60 60 ft times and 11.90 et's in the 1/4. i bought it this way and i like it. well the flames are a bit much
i could tell you all kinds of "ricer" things ive heard in my time but hey that would be "rice"