Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you

[VooDooXII]

Someone once asked me what kind of exhaust I had on the Golf TDi.

It took them forever to comprehend that it ran on diesel. "It's not a truck! How does the engine fit?"

Also, one time at a gas station...they wouldn't let me get fuel. It was an old pump...you had to request to have it turned on. The guy wouldn't turn it on because he didn't want to be responsible for me "putting the wrong gas in".

This was my favorite. Some kid was telling me his plans for his Mustang. "I'm gonna NOS that thing up to eighty horsepower!"

At first I thought he meant "eighty additional horsepower"...but no. He was convinced that a Mustang GT made fifty horsepower.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Someone once asked me what kind of exhaust I had on the Golf TDi.

It took them forever to comprehend that it ran on diesel. "It's not a truck! How does the engine fit?"

Also, one time at a gas station...they wouldn't let me get fuel. It was an old pump...you had to request to have it turned on. The guy wouldn't turn it on because he didn't want to be responsible for me "putting the wrong gas in".

This was my favorite. Some kid was telling me his plans for his Mustang. "I'm gonna NOS that thing up to eighty horsepower!"

At first I thought he meant "eighty additional horsepower"...but no. He was convinced that a Mustang GT made fifty horsepower.

mustang makes 1HP hense it bing a mustang

[ruffriderGA]

guy at school is always telling me how hes about to convert his prelude to rwd