Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you

[Velburg]

Hopefully there will be some good ones on here. There are alot of ricers out there in the sport compact world... So tell your stories...

The only thing I can think of to start is,

I was parked in at Advance Auto and a couple of kids pulled in a honda and they were checking my ride out and one of them says what type of nissan is that...
I looked up and saw they were talking to me and I told them "sorry buddy but this is a 1st gen mazda protege"... His buddy was like "see I told you, dont you see the mazda badge". He was like, "it looks like a nissan"..

I just laughed and shook my head..

Here is a pic of my 1st gen that I was driving..