Hey Gais! Don't be shy! We all do dumb stuff when we are buzzed and or awesomly drunk. Post up a good story or a quick sentence.

Whether you have been minorly buzzed or majorly blasted, we all know that inebriation can produce some interesting stories, whether they are short or small.

I will begin with a small:

I was at a small gathering and spied a decent looking girl who was a friend of my girls... She was cute and the body seemed to look great, other than a buldge in the gut.

Being buzzed and happy, I stumbled up to her and drunkenly offered my congratulations.

She cast me a withering stare and asked me what i was congratulating her for..

I smiled and asked: "when is it due?"

The withering stare turned to an ice hard glare and she said
"I'm not pregnant you idiot!"

I immediately straightened up.. turned.. and walked away.

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