The "I got so drunk I did ......" thread.

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drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"

WOW...

When I was in this club a hot black chick was checking me out all night and she was w/ a boyfriend or whatever lol. Anyways as the night goes on she gets totally drunk walks over to me pulls her pants down in my face and practically shows me her thong in my face... im like WOW NICE. Her boyfriend and security rushes over and kicks them out lol. Im like what a dramatic night lol