The "I got so drunk I did ......" thread.

[Njobe]

bunch of mofugin alcoholics up in this bitch lol

[Georgia_boy]

there is 2 parts to this story...

Part 1
a couple of years ago we took a friend of mine to a bar, we got him shitfaced and proceeded to take pics of him making out with an old woman that looked like she was wearing a dolly parton wig. when they got done, both of them looked like they were makin out with a damn clown. Her bright red lip stick was smeared all over there faces, it was priceless! We put the pics up on myspace for the whole world to see lol

part 2 (his revenge)
well about 6 months later we all get together to celebrate something (cant remember), so we go back to the same bar. Around 11:30 or so we order another round of beers (this makes it aleast 7 or 8 for me), when the waitress gets back my friends just yells out SHOTS!!! he tells the waitress somethin and about 5 mins later she comes back with "shots". Me and him grab ours and drink em, then he says ONE MORE! so we get another, and of course we do another. after that all I remember is a red head in a tube top hittin on me (dont remember anything else), us walkin out of the bar, gettin in his car and driving thru the parking lot. they stopped in front of the bar and I kicked open the back door a pukked my damn brains out. I remember them talking to some girls as I am doing this and the last thing I remember before I passed out was "hey Matt, how did you like those 4 horsemen shots"? after that I only remember waking up in my bed about 4 hours late for work still drunk as hell!!

apparently there shots were just plain coke, and i was the only one that got the 4 horsemen.

[Njobe]

paybacks a bitch

[jhadleyh]

I got so drunk last year at new years I had sex with my roomate and got caught by my girlfriend and somehow managed to get her to have a 3some after the anger dissipated. I don't think i could have pulled that off sober.

[Njobe]

in your 5, 939 posts that has to be the one filled with the most bullshit lol

[jhadleyh]

in your 5, 939 posts that has to be the one filled with the most bullshit lol

PM RedEj8 he will tell all.

[Njobe]

so you how does this so said roommate look

[jhadleyh]

so you how does this so said roommate look

I shall try and find a pic of her real quick for ya....I think she is married now.

[Njobe]

well damn it, that doesn't help me any lol

[punkr6]

I don't drink....