Quote Originally Posted by StreetHazard View Post
drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OWNED.