Lol. I am normally the one to break up fights when I am sober, but even still sometimes I know to keep my distance because I'm sure it won't take much to put me on the floor by some angry person' punch lol.
Ok, so I DO have one more story.
Me and an ex went to a club because their friend was having a party in the VIP section. Well, we got in there and both got wasted (it's easier for him because he's such a lightweight)! I was dancing on the couch shaking my ass through the glass at the people that weren't in VIP and he was dancing. I randomly danced with some guy (I thought it was my boyfriend, but it was some other guy) and my boyfriend got mad because I wasn't dancing with him. I got hot and wanted to go outside because shit was starting to spin, I was hot, and was starting to feel sick. We make it outside and I wanted to sit on the steps but the security wouldn't let me so I sat on the ground by the wall. My boyfriend was out there trying to help me but I didn't want help so I guess I made a big scene and he got in trouble with the security guards. As I am sitting down on the ground, this homeless man comes over to us and telling us why he needs to treat me good and we need to stay together lol. I didn't want to hear anymore so I wanted to go back inside. The security guard wouldn't let him back in so he sends me to get his jacket inside. While I am inside looking for his jacket, he is outside talking to random people in the VIP line being silly lol. I swear it felt like it took me forever to find that damn jacket. I don't even remember looking at people. Everything was a blur and the floor was slippery. I finally found the jacket and go outside. We make it to the car and pass out! All night I would have to reach over him to open his door so he could throw up because he was throwing up in his sleep and didn't realize it (I'm a light sleeper). And after he would throw up, I would throw up. This continued all night while I also found his spare key (don't know how I knew where it was) started the car and would put my hand on the gas to warm the car up because it was cold as hell outside. All night I took care of him. We woke up in the morning with a little of vomit on both of us, vomit outside on both sides of the car, and looking a hot damn mess. He was like what happened. I had to tell him how I took such good care of him although I was more fucked up then him. Oh we later found out that the homeless guy that was talking to us, jacked his phone!!
He is still a light weight when it comes to drinking!







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