The "I got so drunk I did ......" thread.

[xxbckiexx]

Hey Gais! Don't be shy! We all do dumb stuff when we are buzzed and or awesomly drunk. Post up a good story or a quick sentence.

Whether you have been minorly buzzed or majorly blasted, we all know that inebriation can produce some interesting stories, whether they are short or small.

I will begin with a small:

I was at a small gathering and spied a decent looking girl who was a friend of my girls... She was cute and the body seemed to look great, other than a buldge in the gut.

Being buzzed and happy, I stumbled up to her and drunkenly offered my congratulations.

She cast me a withering stare and asked me what i was congratulating her for..

I smiled and asked: "when is it due?"

The withering stare turned to an ice hard glare and she said
"I'm not pregnant you idiot!"

I immediately straightened up.. turned.. and walked away.

POST YOURS, GOGOGOGOG.

[BluesClues]

I have tons of stories for this thread. I will just simply put, I got too drunk and threw up off the back of the balcony at the W and threw up in the bath tub while asleep on the toilet lol. Friend had to take care of me the whole night lol
Damn Tequilla!

[StreetHazard]

drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"

[xxbckiexx]

drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OWNED.

[Greddypacked]

drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"

WOW...

When I was in this club a hot black chick was checking me out all night and she was w/ a boyfriend or whatever lol. Anyways as the night goes on she gets totally drunk walks over to me pulls her pants down in my face and practically shows me her thong in my face... im like WOW NICE. Her boyfriend and security rushes over and kicks them out lol. Im like what a dramatic night lol

[02SloWrx]

drove myself home way to intoxicated, get home about 4am....made it inside safely. Wake up to someone banging on my front door, look at the clock and it 7am.

I answer the door practically neeked...

me >>> "WHAT"!

neighbor >>> "could you move your fucking car out of my driveway? its blocking me in and I need to get to work!"

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[BKgen®]

I think The Godfather's got a good little anecdote to share with us...

[Kevykev]

I was so drunk once that I gave away all of my money.

i think i had about $15 on me. i was 17 or so. Never really got that drunk ever again. Oh wait... There was this time back in '05.....ahhhh

[ilovemyhonda.]

ahh to many stories...

I got so drunk that one time my friend had to drive home from the club and we were on the highway. When I opened my eyes everything was really bright and fuzzy like a horror movie, then we got to her house and she took to long to help me out of the car that I got out and fell asleep on the grass.

[TRDwasiq]

ahh to many stories...

I got so drunk that one time my friend had to drive home from the club and we were on the highway. When I opened my eyes everything was really bright and fuzzy like a horror movie, then we got to her house and she took to long to help me out of the car that I got out and fell asleep on the grass.

i see u got alot of stories..

[ilovemyhonda.]

i see u got alot of stories..

I was posting them 1 at a time. I am at work lol.. gotta think about my stories..

[ilovemyhonda.]

Another time I was at home and 2 people were over that I know very well..I was chugging jeg straight and chasing it with fruit punch.. Went to the bathroom and my friend was waiting near the door to use the bathroom after me. I run out naked and I was running like I was going somewhere like I was in a rush to get somewhere. That is what I was told.

[BluesClues]

Oh man, I got so drunk at this whole in the wall strip club in lagrange and this female that was with us (we went in a group) had this bright idea of telling the dj it was my birthday so she could give me a lap dance on stage. She gave me the dance and I got the bright idea of taking my top off and dancing to the music. I made good money that night lol. All night the people kept requesting the "birthday girl". This guy had me give him a lap dance on the stage too lol. The dj later that night tried offering me a job. Said I could be the birthday girl any time I wanted. I was like thanks but I will pass. I know those girls had to be mad as hell at me! lol

[ilovemyhonda.]

I got so drunk on my 21st birthday I made out with a girl. What a night!

[Okie_doke.]

I got so drunk on my 21st birthday I made out with a girl. What a night!

Liz????

[ilovemyhonda.]

Liz????

No, she was asian!

[Stormhammer]

Usually it involves me finding a fat/ugly girl, standing in front of them till they notice me, I squint at them for a moment, thinking, and then tell them they're fat and or ugly and walk away.

I tend to be a self-esteem wrecker when I'm inebriated.

[thegovanator]

I puked off the top of the William Oliver building here in downtown Atlanta one night. The next morning as I was leaving I noticed the stain on the sidewalk of where it splattered.

[ScrapMetalDSM]

I puked off the top of the William Oliver building here in downtown Atlanta one night. The next morning as I was leaving I noticed the stain on the sidewalk of where it splattered.

I've done that too!!!!!! Same building... lol

My story. It was my bid night for the fraternity I had joined my freshman year of college. Well We were drinking straight liqour and sugar (a drink I cannot reveal the ingredients for but its delish!) well, after a gallon of it is drank on my part I am swaying back forth I walk to a group to join in on the conversation and projectile vomit all the way across the circle onto someones pants. Right as that happened, my friend had reached him arm out to point to something And my vomit nailed his arm as well. Well after that I was done and I passed out in the back of a brothers truck bed. I vaguely remember a bunch of hotties sitting around me making sure I was okay... too bad I was completely whiskey dicked at that point. Well anyways... heres the part I was told happened aftewards... I wake up back at the fraternity house and I'm wearing some other dudes shirt. Well apparently my shirt had puke and water all over it and I was shivering so a pledge bother put his shirt on me. Well what also happened was that an older brother carried me to another truck to get me out of everyones view. Well he apparently dropped me and fell on top of me when he tripped over railroad tracks and I had scratches and cuts all over the place. Man that was the worst hangover OF MY LIFE.

[ilovemyhonda.]

^ ew gross.

[BluesClues]

I don't think I have many more funny stories. I normally handle my alcohol pretty well (minus the vomiting at the end of the night). My funny drunk times involves another person and that person will not be spoken of. Plus the memories are kinda blurry anyway lol


Oh I also got drunk at the stip club and made out with my co-worker in the back seat of our other co-worker's car. That was weird because he doesn't know how to kiss He just stuck his tongue out and what me to lick it or kiss it. The hell if I know lol

[Greddypacked]

I don't think I have many more funny stories. I normally handle my alcohol pretty well (minus the vomiting at the end of the night). My funny drunk times involves another person and that person will not be spoken of. Plus the memories are kinda blurry anyway lol

Same here... regardless of how much I dranked lol. I still handle it well and dont be a fool. Now if a fight breaks out I will run in it. I like breaking up fights or getting in it if it happens. Broke up a huge one in Nashville Tennessee in this like 4 story club. These two huge guys probably about 6' 3-4" tall were about to beat each other up and I bum rushed them and got in the middle of it. I yelled CHILL OUT, and they looked at me like then want to pull my arms off lol. Well the cops and security got there and arrested them. After that people were going hea there's the HERO lol.

[BluesClues]

Same here... regardless of how much I dranked lol. I still handle it well and dont be a fool. Now if a fight breaks out I will run in it. I like breaking up fights or getting in it if it happens. Broke up a huge one in Nashville Tennessee in this like 4 story club. These two huge guys probably about 6' 3-4" tall were about to beat each other up and I bum rushed them and got in the middle of it. I yelled CHILL OUT, and they looked at me like then want to pull my arms off lol. Well the cops and security got there and arrested them. After that people were going hea there's the HERO lol.

Lol. I am normally the one to break up fights when I am sober, but even still sometimes I know to keep my distance because I'm sure it won't take much to put me on the floor by some angry person' punch lol.








Ok, so I DO have one more story.

Me and an ex went to a club because their friend was having a party in the VIP section. Well, we got in there and both got wasted (it's easier for him because he's such a lightweight)! I was dancing on the couch shaking my ass through the glass at the people that weren't in VIP and he was dancing. I randomly danced with some guy (I thought it was my boyfriend, but it was some other guy) and my boyfriend got mad because I wasn't dancing with him. I got hot and wanted to go outside because shit was starting to spin, I was hot, and was starting to feel sick. We make it outside and I wanted to sit on the steps but the security wouldn't let me so I sat on the ground by the wall. My boyfriend was out there trying to help me but I didn't want help so I guess I made a big scene and he got in trouble with the security guards. As I am sitting down on the ground, this homeless man comes over to us and telling us why he needs to treat me good and we need to stay together lol. I didn't want to hear anymore so I wanted to go back inside. The security guard wouldn't let him back in so he sends me to get his jacket inside. While I am inside looking for his jacket, he is outside talking to random people in the VIP line being silly lol. I swear it felt like it took me forever to find that damn jacket. I don't even remember looking at people. Everything was a blur and the floor was slippery. I finally found the jacket and go outside. We make it to the car and pass out! All night I would have to reach over him to open his door so he could throw up because he was throwing up in his sleep and didn't realize it (I'm a light sleeper). And after he would throw up, I would throw up. This continued all night while I also found his spare key (don't know how I knew where it was) started the car and would put my hand on the gas to warm the car up because it was cold as hell outside. All night I took care of him. We woke up in the morning with a little of vomit on both of us, vomit outside on both sides of the car, and looking a hot damn mess. He was like what happened. I had to tell him how I took such good care of him although I was more fucked up then him. Oh we later found out that the homeless guy that was talking to us, jacked his phone!!
He is still a light weight when it comes to drinking!

[Greddypacked]

Lol. I am normally the one to break up fights when I am sober, but even still sometimes I know to keep my distance because I'm sure it won't take much to put me on the floor by some angry person' punch lol.








Ok, so I DO have one more story.

Me and an ex went to a club because their friend was having a party in the VIP section. Well, we got in there and both got wasted (it's easier for him because he's such a lightweight)! I was dancing on the couch shaking my ass through the glass at the people that weren't in VIP and he was dancing. I randomly danced with some guy (I thought it was my boyfriend, but it was some other guy) and my boyfriend got mad because I wasn't dancing with him. I got hot and wanted to go outside because shit was starting to spin, I was hot, and was starting to feel sick. We make it outside and I wanted to sit on the steps but the security wouldn't let me so I sat on the ground by the wall. My boyfriend was out there trying to help me but I didn't want help so I guess I made a big scene and he got in trouble with the security guards. As I am sitting down on the ground, this homeless man comes over to us and telling us why he needs to treat me good and we need to stay together lol. I didn't want to hear anymore so I wanted to go back inside. The security guard wouldn't let him back in so he sends me to get his jacket inside. While I am inside looking for his jacket, he is outside talking to random people in the VIP line being silly lol. I swear it felt like it took me forever to find that damn jacket. I don't even remember looking at people. Everything was a blur and the floor was slippery. I finally found the jacket and go outside. We make it to the car and pass out! All night I would have to reach over him to open his door so he could throw up because he was throwing up in his sleep and didn't realize it (I'm a light sleeper). And after he would throw up, I would throw up. This continued all night while I also found his spare key (don't know how I knew where it was) started the car and would put my hand on the gas to warm the car up because it was cold as hell outside. All night I took care of him. We woke up in the morning with a little of vomit on both of us, vomit outside on both sides of the car, and looking a hot damn mess. He was like what happened. I had to tell him how I took such good care of him although I was more fucked up then him. Oh we later found out that the homeless guy that was talking to us, jacked his phone!!
He is still a light weight when it comes to drinking!

@ the he would throw up, you would throw up.

[BluesClues]

@ the he would throw up, you would throw up.

Just the site, smell, and sound makes me sick especially if I'm drunk too lol.
We would take turns (although he didn't know) lol. You should have seen that parking space when we left it

[ilovemyhonda.]

I one time had 20 jeg bombs, a few shots of vodka, 2 cups of kaluha (sp?) and some daquiris and didn't get drunk or buzzed, no lie.

[NEMO]

I one time had 20 jeg bombs, a few shots of vodka, 2 cups of kaluha (sp?) and some daquiris and didn't get drunk or buzzed, no lie.

then you stood up

[ilovemyhonda.]

then you stood up

???

[ekcivic1991]

I one time had 20 jeg bombs, a few shots of vodka, 2 cups of kaluha (sp?) and some daquiris and didn't get drunk or buzzed, no lie.

i call bullshit

[ilovemyhonda.]

i call bullshit

I swear, I have 2 witnesses that can back it up. Never threw up once that night. Acted completely normal and could walk straight. I was shocked.

[bowdown201]

...opened another one

[ilovemyhonda.]

The first time I ever got drunk I was like 15 and we were leaving and I was walking down the stairs and missed a few and slid down them. The I threw up on a tree in someones front yard.

[StreetHazard]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.



happy birthday tooooo meeeee......happy birthday tooo meeeee

[ilovemyhonda.]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.

you're nuts.

[Greddypacked]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.



happy birthday tooooo meeeee......happy birthday tooo meeeee

wow just wow.

[NEMO]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.



happy birthday tooooo meeeee......happy birthday tooo meeeee

damn i cant believe she left you

[roxie911]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.

What a sweet girlfriend!!!

[BluesClues]

my girlfriend had a very sweet, romantic idea to take me to a nice "lounge" in midtown for my birthday (just me and her). The kind of place you have to dress up for, valet parking and such.

I walk in and go straight for the bar (she's paying, its my birthday remember?) and I proceed to drink that motherfucker empty...steady drinking greygoose vodka, bottled water and redbull as a chaser. The room starts to spin and I know its time for me to go, I make it to the parking lot before falling facedown on the asphalt in my khakis and dress shirt. my G/F wakes me up..

G/F>>> "baby, baby....you gotta get up there going to call the police

Me>>> "jkhfdskjdvoiuio.......goiuiugrosibhfzvbnjuiu"

G/F>>> "seriously baby we gotta get out of here, get in the fucking car

I manage to get in the car somehow, but further on down piedmont ave...

ME >>> "pull over ima be sick"

she instantly pulls into somebodys driveway and I roll out of the car and fall into the bushes in the front yard, projectile vomiting like the exorcist, then dry heaving like im trying to pull my balls up out of my mouth.

then I blackout

I kinda remember someone calling my name and pulling me

GF >>> "GET UP DAMMIT, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, I CANT CARRY YOU...your too heavy.....please get in the car"

ME >>> "I cant....I just cant....just leave me here , I promise ill stay here, just let me sleep....I need to sleep....

I woke up to daylight peering through bushes and the sound of rushing traffic, soggy wet from the morning dew. Somehow I was in an office park down the street underneath the bushes.



happy birthday tooooo meeeee......happy birthday tooo meeeee

[StreetHazard]

I still got more

[FasTech]

Went to a party with a girl I was trying to get with. Got really drunk, and woke up with her sister the next morning.