Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
I have a very bad wiping problem. Its OCD. Ill wipe 10 more times after there is nothing on the toilet paper just to make sure there is nothing. But sometimes i wipe too much, and my butcrack gets raw and bleeds a little. Then I drop something in the shower and have to bend down and get it, then the water shoots down my ass crack it burns the shit out of my cut and I JUMP. fuck..

LMAO. Thats why you buy flushable wipes...so that after u wipe with the tissue, u wipe with the flushable wipes and its a cleaner, softer feeling. It makes your asshole feel refreshed, and ready for its next shit.


BTW, Charmin & Cottonelle