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  1. 04-15-2009, 04:08 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    But do you always start pissing then start pushing?
    SRSLY...I DO IT DURING..BUT IF I REMEMBER...ITS SOMETIMES BEFORE AND SOMETIMES AFTER...MORE AFTER THO, CUZ WHEN I GOTA HARD SHIT..I GOTA FORCE IT THEN I TINKLE LOL WUT



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    i've done it before but no one's said anything...

    i catch motherfuckers doing that shit all the time though. i dont say anything. a man's farting time should be left uninterrupted.

    just like his shit time.
    I always crack up for some reason when I sit down to shit and fart and its one of those deeeep sounding ones. especially in a public bathroom.
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    OOO during sex have you farted?

    Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    OOO during sex have you farted?

    Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?

    Yes about the queefing. Most girls will queef if you are fucking them from the back. My girl says it hurts? I dont know, sounded like a smokers cough to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    OOO during sex have you farted?

    Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?
    NOT YET....BUT I FEEL ITS COMING...I KNOW I HAD TO SHIT ONE TIME WHILE FUKIN...DIDNT KNOW IF I CAME OR SHITTED...EITHER WAY IT FELT GOOD



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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian

    Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?
    Ive had this happen before....it always fucks me up LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    NOT YET....BUT I FEEL ITS COMING...I KNOW I HAD TO SHIT ONE TIME WHILE FUKIN...DIDNT KNOW IF I CAME OR SHITTED...EITHER WAY IT FELT GOOD
    hahahahaha OMFG
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    HAHAHAH I can imagine the scenario playing out:

    Girl: Oh baby fuck me harder. Oh GOD YES!!!
    Girl: ~poof~
    Guy: WTFUDGE WAS THAT????!!!!
    Guy: GTFO. ~punts girl over bed~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    HAHAHAH I can imagine the scenario playing out:

    Girl: Oh baby fuck me harder. Oh GOD YES!!!
    Girl: ~poof~
    Guy: WTFUDGE WAS THAT????!!!!
    Guy: GTFO. ~punts girl over bed~

    There's deff a moment. I had to think again and wonder if that was me or her pussy. I mean it couldve slipped out while i was grunting
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    i found it quite amusing and made it do it again LOL she got mad though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    HAHAHAH I can imagine the scenario playing out:

    Girl: Oh baby fuck me harder. Oh GOD YES!!!
    Girl: ~poof~
    Guy: WTFUDGE WAS THAT????!!!!
    Guy: GTFO. ~punts girl over bed~


    that slut



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    yeah..ive heard it hurts...

    queefing ftl.

    i always LOL and it ruins the moment... she usually laughs too, then we get back at it.

    :idb:

    "It stopped being funny when air comes out the vagina"
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    WUT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed

    "It stopped being funny when air comes out the vagina"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    yeah..ive heard it hurts...

    queefing ftl.

    i always LOL and it ruins the moment... she usually laughs too, then we get back at it.

    :idb:

    "It stopped being funny when air comes out the vagina"

    Some people think its gross. Ive been with my girl for almost 2 years so nothing she does is gross to me at all. But if it was some random bitch, Id prolly have to open the door
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    Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Some people think its gross. Ive been with my girl for almost 2 years so nothing she does is gross to me at all. But if it was some random bitch, Id prolly have to open the door
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.
    Never had this happen....but if it did.....HOLLA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.

    My girl seriously has the prettiest asshole Ive ever seen......is that possible to call a girls balloon knot pretty?.... oh well, hers looks like she hasnt taken a shit in her life.... lucky bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.
    only the ugly bitches u fuk w/ have this situation



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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    My girl seriously has the prettiest asshole Ive ever seen......is that possible to call a girls balloon knot pretty?.... oh well, hers looks like she hasnt taken a shit in her life.... lucky bitch
    thats a good thing lol she prob takes care of herself like she should
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    i dont believe her hole looks like that...i would like some proof



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    only the ugly bitches u fuk w/ have this situation

    Like the girls in your sig?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    i dont believe her hole looks like that...i would like some proof

    x2



    Pics.....or.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    thats a good thing lol she prob takes care of herself like she should

    I wish all girls were like that. My girl could run 5 miles, and I could eat her out and it wouldnt smell or taste like anything. I need to think about marriage!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Like the girls in your sig?


    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, sssssssssssssssssssss
    hai.....buckwheat was the only ugly one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    i dont believe her hole looks like that...i would like some proof

    I wish I could show you. But I dont know of any girl, whos not a porn star, would enjoy their boyfriends taking pictures of their asshole
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    I wish all girls were like that. My girl could run 5 miles, and I could eat her out and it wouldnt smell or taste like anything. I need to think about marriage!
    i'd like to...nevermind i dont wanna smell anything that has the potential to put me in a coma

    Like the girls in your sig?


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    I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    I wish all girls were like that. My girl could run 5 miles, and I could eat her out and it wouldnt smell or taste like anything. I need to think about marriage!
    legs not touching FTMFW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?
    um...u must be speaking personally...cuz 2girls 1cup was disfukingusting



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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?

    It took me a year and a half to get my girlfriend to even fart in front of me. If she takes a shit at my place, she turns the sink on so I cant hear. She seriously thinks Im gonna have my ear to the door listening. HAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    It took me a year and a half to get my girlfriend to even fart in front of me. If she takes a shit at my place, she turns the sink on so I cant hear. She seriously thinks Im gonna have my ear to the door listening. HAHAHA
    im past that...keep that fukin nasty ass fart to urself..shit aint attractive..that or burpin..fuk that lol



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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    legs not touching FTMFW

    Actually most pussy Ive experience tastes like pennies, quarters, etc. Coins in general. If you havent experienced any pussy like that, put a couple coins in your mouth and see if its slight comparable. Its deff close
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Actually most pussy Ive experience tastes like pennies, quarters, etc. Coins in general. If you havent experienced any pussy like that, put a couple coins in your mouth and see if its slight comparable. Its deff close
    epic lawlz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    im past that...keep that fukin nasty ass fart to urself..shit aint attractive..that or burpin..fuk that lol

    If your with a girl for so long who the fuck cares. If I can do it in front of her she can do it in front of me. Who fucking cares. I liked keeping the mentality that girls dont take shits, but unfortunately I know that is now false
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?
    HAIL NAW!


    WUT?
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    BITCH YO PUSSY TASTE LIKE A STALE PENNY

    If your with a girl for so long who the fuck cares. If I can do it in front of her she can do it in front of me. Who fucking cares. I liked keeping the mentality that girls dont take shits, but unfortunately I know that is now false
    I DO FART AROUND HER...BUT COINCIDENTLY EVERYTIME I FART AROUND HER ITS SILENT OR THE MUSIC IS UP IN TEH CAR AND SHE CANT HEAR IT....BUT SHE EVENTUALLY SMELLS IT

    PS..GIRLS SHIT?



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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    If your with a girl for so long who the fuck cares. If I can do it in front of her she can do it in front of me. Who fucking cares. I liked keeping the mentality that girls dont take shits, but unfortunately I know that is now false

    WTF...girls DONT shit or fart lol
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    Im telling you, put a couple coins in your mouth. And it tastes IDENTICAL, almost, to your girl after a day at work when she comes home (if shes somewhat clean). Its amazing
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