epic thread.
lulz.
i have before.
you fags are a bunch of liars.
i too am ocd about cleaning... don't you hate when no matter how many times you clean it, the next wipe there's still shit there?
thats why i like to it before i take a shower... so you get the thick stuff out with TP and let water and soap do its magic...
Originally Posted by Paul
hahaha
Ship those to me
Lexus GS300
100% BS...I STICK TO THE PLAN
CHICKEN WING COMBO...AT WORSE ITS CAT LEGS
Hell no. Especially when you out of tp, and the only thing available is paper and you wipe your ass and get a paper cut. FAWK THAT HURTS!!!
LIES!!! It's chihuahua legs.
Well I've got this loofa(sp?) thing with a stick on it that I can whipe in my ass just for to be safe. Even though my last 15 wipes with toilet paper had absolutely nothing on them
Lexus GS300
i worked for a carpet cleaning company once....cleaning an empty house. had to boo boo BAD and ended up having to wipe on an invoice... LAWL
QFT...I TRY TO SHIT EVEN IF I DONT HAVE THE URGE, TO SHIT BEFORE SHOWER SO THAT WHEN IM OUT THE BATHROOM...NOT ONLY WILLI FEEL 20LBS LIGHTER...BUT IM CLEAN TO BOOT
but then dookie will get stuck in it....eww wtf
U GOT SOME BIG ASS CHIHUAHUA LEGS...WTF U FEED THAT MOTHERFUKER
ROIDS lol
But the thing is, if you would read, there wasnt dookie on the last 15 wipes with toilet paper, but I STILL do it, I just have an obsession with being 200% sure that my asshole has no shit on it, around it, hanging from it, etc
Lexus GS300
oh when you are in a hurry and no matter how much you clean theres still shit and then you start to walk around and you get "shit-burn" in your ass...
ah i hate that.
No. It's growth hormones. The ones they use on asian girls for their non existing boobs.
If I get that feeling, I go to the closest bathroom, and yet wipe AGAIN, and nothing.... Is there a phobia for having shit on your ass
Lexus GS300
LOL!
or when it's a wet one and it leaks and you can feel it rubbing in your butt crack.
Or how about when there's no way to wipe and you just feel disgusting because you didnt wipe.
Or about when you're analing and the girl splooges all over you.
you should try
it will clean you out then just take a shower
Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"
I FUKIN HATE TO ADMIT...BUT THATS FUKIN TR00F
OR BETTER YET...WHEN U THINK...U WIPED TO PERFECTION...THEN U GO WORK OUT AND UR GET THAT 'SHIT BURN'...SHITS KILLER
so Sl3pp3r would you let your girl go ass to mouth?
Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"
oh i do the same thing trust me i cannot stand walking around all day like that.
that shits badI FUKIN HATE TO ADMIT...BUT THATS FUKIN TR00F
OR BETTER YET...WHEN U THINK...U WIPED TO PERFECTION...THEN U GO WORK OUT AND UR GET THAT 'SHIT BURN'...SHITS KILLER
This thread has reached awesome level 9.
Ok another serious question. Have you ever sharted?.... anyone?
Lexus GS300
Ah gross ATM.
I'd never receive or give.
I know a certain someone who would do it.
His SN starts with K, for KKK
Yes. Not in my boxers though. But all over the toilet. Dang bad case diaherea.
Im sure she could. She could eat off my asshole if she wants. Its clean, but Im so OCD, I cant see it that well to check, so I just have to keep wiping and wiping
Lexus GS300
I did once... I was outta town and out in public....left muh draws on the toilet in the bathroom! hahaha
Last week i had the shits really bad.....
and i felt a fart coming...
and i knew that if i farted i'd shart....
but i went for it...
but i felt that it was wet...
so i stopped and went to the bathroom to check and i was safe.
didn't fart all day scared to shart.
then i got home and relieved myself.
Here's another one:
What is your longest fart, ever?
I once farted for 10 seconds straight, i about died laughing in the bathroom.
Hahaha have you ever laughed so hard that you actually farted and somewhat sharted?
What about farting while taking a piss at a bar and the guy at the urinal next to you just goes "what in the hailll was that mother fucker?"
FAIL...FIRST I NEVER FORCE A FART...SECOND IF I FEEL A TINGLY SENSATION WHEN IM BOUT TO FART...I HOLD THAT SHIT AND GO TO THE NEAREST BATHROOM AND HOVER OVER THE TOILET
U KNOW WHATS EMBARRASING...IS WHEN U HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF PPLE...AND U GOTA SHIT..BUT ITS THE ONE THAT REQUIRES FARTS PRIOR TO SHITTING....AINT THAT SHIT EMBARASSING
I sharted once in bed. It was actually like the runs, but i tried to fart and i felt it come out. I had to cup the shit in my boxers and run to the bathroom. Great time
Darkstar6069 on here sharted at school, and it ran down his shorts into his SHOE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Has anyone been taking a shit, and it smelled so bad you started laughing? I have... HAHAHAH
Lexus GS300
SORRY BUT THAT IS THE BEST FART TO EVER TAKE...SERIOUSLY
i've done it before but no one's said anything...
i catch motherfuckers doing that shit all the time though. i dont say anything. a man's farting time should be left uninterrupted.
just like his shit time.
all the fucking time.
Do you piss before you shit or after? I think I can seriously not drink anything for a week and STILL piss before I shit. Is there a reserve tank I dont know about?
Lexus GS300
EDIT:
Double post, but seriously
Lexus GS300
QFTall the fucking time.
PS I PISS DURING THE SHIT
But do you always start pissing then start pushing?
Lexus GS300
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