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  1. 04-15-2009, 04:36 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    WTF...girls DONT shit or fart lol
    I KNOW THEY FART...BUT SHIT?



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    lol wow

    I would hurry and wash my hands! Why the hell would u smell it? lol

    and I dont cheap out on toliet paper either....I don't like wiping my ass with sanding paper!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    BITCH YO PUSSY TASTE LIKE A STALE PENNY

    taste like a stepped on 1969 penny
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    WTF...girls DONT shit or fart lol

    Mine does. Shes farted maybe 3 times in front of me in 2 years. Once was when she was sleeping, and it sounded like a car revving. It was fuckin epicly awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    I KNOW THEY FART...BUT SHIT?
    LAWL
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Im telling you, put a couple coins in your mouth. And it tastes IDENTICAL, almost, to your girl after a day at work when she comes home (if shes somewhat clean). Its amazing
    FAIL...BITCH GONA SHOWER FIRST SON

    taste like a stepped on 1969 penny
    BITCH GET YO LINCOLN STALE PUSSY OUTA HURR



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    taste like a stepped on 1969 penny

    Do you agree. Im telling you thats a true statement. If you are unsure, please put the cleanest coins you have in your pocket in your mouth for a couple seconds. It should bring back good times
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?
    I hate it when that happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    FAIL...BITCH GONA SHOWER FIRST SON



    BITCH GET YO LINCOLN STALE PUSSY OUTA HURR

    Maybe your bitch, My bitch is just clean. Its weird how clean she is
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Mine does. Shes farted maybe 3 times in front of me in 2 years. Once was when she was sleeping, and it sounded like a car revving. It was fuckin epicly awesome
    lol i was laying in the bed with my ex once and she thought i was still asleep and thought it would be funny to take her finger and poke my ass through the sheets to try and wake me up.....NOOT.... i farted right when she did it....haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Do you agree. Im telling you thats a true statement. If you are unsure, please put the cleanest coins you have in your pocket in your mouth for a couple seconds. It should bring back good times
    Ive got $1.48 in my mouth right now.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    lol i was laying in the bed with my ex once and she thought i was still asleep and thought it would be funny to take her finger and poke my ass through the sheets to try and wake me up.....NOOT.... i farted right when she did it....haha

    My silent farts always smell so bad its sick. So Ill do it in the car and lock the windows and then it swarms her, I also do that in bed too, but she can just get out of the bed so thats no fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
    Ive got $1.48 in my mouth right now.....

    Pretty fucking close right? Its not exactly like freshly showered pussy, but maybe a pussy that was showered 3-4 hours prior

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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Maybe your bitch, My bitch is just clean. Its weird how clean she is
    MINE IS TOO...BUT ITS JUST...STEPS U TAKE..IM NOT EATIN NO DAY OLD PUSSY..WASH THAT SHIT..ILL FUK IT, BUT NOT EAT IT...ITS LIKE COOKING CHICKEN THAT U AINT WASHED...WTF



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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Pretty fucking close right? Its not exactly like freshly showered pussy, but maybe a pussy that was showered 3-4 hours prior

    Thanks
    i was not being srs lol but i do know what you mean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    MINE IS TOO...BUT ITS JUST...STEPS U TAKE..IM NOT EATIN NO DAY OLD PUSSY..WASH THAT SHIT..ILL FUK IT, BUT NOT EAT IT...ITS LIKE COOKING CHICKEN THAT U AINT WASHED...WTF

    Black guys from what I hear dont like eating pussy anyway. I fuckin love it, if its clean ofcourse, and it tastes like pennies
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    I fuckin love it, if its clean ofcourse, and it tastes like pennies

    X2!
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    This thread was moving fast now its slowed down!
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    everyone ran away.


    Pretty epic 7 page thread about poop and vaginas though LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?
    of course you do....
    then you give the "ugh!....hmm" face, contemplating what you ate that made it smell so bad and wipe it on another piece of T.P. fold that shit up wipe til your ass is sore, flush, wash the grippers and leave the bathroom.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
    of course you do....
    then you give the "ugh!....hmm" face, contemplating what you ate that made it smell so bad and wipe it on another piece of T.P. fold that shit up wipe til your ass is sore, flush, wash the grippers and leave the bathroom.
    AHAHAHAHAH!!!

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    A thread about, poop, vaginas, and vaginas tasting like pennies, quarters, coins in general is fucking win
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    sl33p3r i gotta give it to you this was your best thread ever.

    penny vaginas.
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    This thread is full of win.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed
    sl33p3r i gotta give it to you this was your best thread ever.

    penny vaginas.

    I dont make that many threads. But this is just an everyday thing that I KNOW everyone else does. But there are too many badasses on here who arent man enough to admit their weird actions, who fuckin cares
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    this was the best thread ever! i lirl all the way through..
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    Im glad I could deliver
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    LOL @ this thread.

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    LMAO. Yes, I'd smell it. Or even if the tissue doesn't break and I think that I accidentally got shit on my hand...I smell it.


    Well, actually because I use Charmin, and ONLY Charmin when I'm taking my household shits, my tissue doesn't break.
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    I'm still laughing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    I have a very bad wiping problem. Its OCD. Ill wipe 10 more times after there is nothing on the toilet paper just to make sure there is nothing. But sometimes i wipe too much, and my butcrack gets raw and bleeds a little. Then I drop something in the shower and have to bend down and get it, then the water shoots down my ass crack it burns the shit out of my cut and I JUMP. fuck..

    LMAO. Thats why you buy flushable wipes...so that after u wipe with the tissue, u wipe with the flushable wipes and its a cleaner, softer feeling. It makes your asshole feel refreshed, and ready for its next shit.


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    I hate when you wipe and you know its clean cause nothing is showing up on the paper and then 3 mins after you leave the bathroom your asshole starts itching..

    Oh and pussy tastes like pennies sometimes

    and i've farted during sex and LOLed but my gf didn't hear it... and queefs don't hurt my current and didn't hurt my ex.
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    OMG I just took the time to read through this thread. I've never actually read a whole fucking thread that was over 2 pages long. OMG. I love this thread. I laughed soooo much. Its amazing that I'm not the only one who does or goes through half the bullshit in this thread u people talk about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Im glad I could deliver
    i just delivered at work; i think i lost 5 lbs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul
    i just delivered at work; i think i lost 5 lbs

    I ended up shittin 4 times yesterday (not out of the normal for me) so now I have to boycot til saturday or sunday so I can heal. Fuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL33P3R
    Black guys from what I hear dont like eating pussy anyway. I fuckin love it, if its clean ofcourse, and it tastes like pennies
    U ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT U HEAR? LOL

    IF ITS AS HOT AS THE CHICK....BUFFETT TIME



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    U ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT U HEAR? LOL

    IF ITS AS HOT AS THE CHICK....BUFFETT TIME

    I thought rap songs were true...
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    I always smell it, lawl.
    BUY MY HATCH <--click the link, cuz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY
    I always smell it, lawl.

    Theres no way around it. You HAVE to. Period
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