Quote Originally Posted by oneSLOWex
lol i was laying in the bed with my ex once and she thought i was still asleep and thought it would be funny to take her finger and poke my ass through the sheets to try and wake me up.....NOOT.... i farted right when she did it....haha

My silent farts always smell so bad its sick. So Ill do it in the car and lock the windows and then it swarms her, I also do that in bed too, but she can just get out of the bed so thats no fun