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04-15-2009, 04:36 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

WTF...girls DONT shit or fart lol

I KNOW THEY FART...BUT SHIT?:lmfao:
04-15-2009, 04:36 PM
01CDMLUDER

lol wow

I would hurry and wash my hands! Why the hell would u smell it? lol

and I dont cheap out on toliet paper either....I don't like wiping my ass with sanding paper!!
04-15-2009, 04:36 PM
oneSLOWex

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Originally Posted by Sammich

BITCH YO PUSSY TASTE LIKE A STALE PENNY

taste like a stepped on 1969 penny
04-15-2009, 04:36 PM
SL33P3R

Quote:

Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

WTF...girls DONT shit or fart lol

Mine does. Shes farted maybe 3 times in front of me in 2 years. Once was when she was sleeping, and it sounded like a car revving. It was fuckin epicly awesome
04-15-2009, 04:36 PM
oneSLOWex

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Originally Posted by Sammich

I KNOW THEY FART...BUT SHIT?:lmfao:

LAWL :lmfao:
04-15-2009, 04:37 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Im telling you, put a couple coins in your mouth. And it tastes IDENTICAL, almost, to your girl after a day at work when she comes home (if shes somewhat clean). Its amazing

FAIL...BITCH GONA SHOWER FIRST SON:lmfao:

Quote:

taste like a stepped on 1969 penny

BITCH GET YO LINCOLN STALE PUSSY OUTA HURR
04-15-2009, 04:37 PM
SL33P3R

Quote:

Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

taste like a stepped on 1969 penny

Do you agree. Im telling you thats a true statement. If you are unsure, please put the cleanest coins you have in your pocket in your mouth for a couple seconds. It should bring back good times
04-15-2009, 04:38 PM
Jason..

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?:thinking:

I hate it when that happens.
04-15-2009, 04:38 PM
SL33P3R

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammich

FAIL...BITCH GONA SHOWER FIRST SON:lmfao:

BITCH GET YO LINCOLN STALE PUSSY OUTA HURR

Maybe your bitch, My bitch is just clean. Its weird how clean she is
04-15-2009, 04:38 PM
oneSLOWex

Quote:

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Mine does. Shes farted maybe 3 times in front of me in 2 years. Once was when she was sleeping, and it sounded like a car revving. It was fuckin epicly awesome

lol i was laying in the bed with my ex once and she thought i was still asleep and thought it would be funny to take her finger and poke my ass through the sheets to try and wake me up.....NOOT.... i farted right when she did it....haha
04-15-2009, 04:39 PM
oneSLOWex

Quote:

Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Do you agree. Im telling you thats a true statement. If you are unsure, please put the cleanest coins you have in your pocket in your mouth for a couple seconds. It should bring back good times

Ive got $1.48 in my mouth right now.....
04-15-2009, 04:39 PM
SL33P3R

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Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

lol i was laying in the bed with my ex once and she thought i was still asleep and thought it would be funny to take her finger and poke my ass through the sheets to try and wake me up.....NOOT.... i farted right when she did it....haha

My silent farts always smell so bad its sick. So Ill do it in the car and lock the windows and then it swarms her, I also do that in bed too, but she can just get out of the bed so thats no fun
04-15-2009, 04:40 PM
SL33P3R

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Originally Posted by oneSLOWex

Ive got $1.48 in my mouth right now.....

Pretty fucking close right? Its not exactly like freshly showered pussy, but maybe a pussy that was showered 3-4 hours prior

Thanks
04-15-2009, 04:40 PM
oneSLOWex

http://a2.vox.com/6a00cdf3ae6e9ccb8f...6aea0004-500pi
04-15-2009, 04:40 PM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Maybe your bitch, My bitch is just clean. Its weird how clean she is

MINE IS TOO...BUT ITS JUST...STEPS U TAKE..IM NOT EATIN NO DAY OLD PUSSY..WASH THAT SHIT..ILL FUK IT, BUT NOT EAT IT...ITS LIKE COOKING CHICKEN THAT U AINT WASHED...WTF:lmfao:
04-15-2009, 04:41 PM
oneSLOWex

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Pretty fucking close right? Its not exactly like freshly showered pussy, but maybe a pussy that was showered 3-4 hours prior

Thanks

i was not being srs lol but i do know what you mean
04-15-2009, 04:41 PM
SL33P3R

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammich

MINE IS TOO...BUT ITS JUST...STEPS U TAKE..IM NOT EATIN NO DAY OLD PUSSY..WASH THAT SHIT..ILL FUK IT, BUT NOT EAT IT...ITS LIKE COOKING CHICKEN THAT U AINT WASHED...WTF:lmfao:

Black guys from what I hear dont like eating pussy anyway. I fuckin love it, if its clean ofcourse, and it tastes like pennies
04-15-2009, 04:43 PM
oneSLOWex

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

I fuckin love it, if its clean ofcourse, and it tastes like pennies

X2!
04-15-2009, 05:54 PM
SL33P3R

This thread was moving fast now its slowed down!
04-15-2009, 05:56 PM
oneSLOWex

everyone ran away.

Pretty epic 7 page thread about poop and vaginas though LOL
04-15-2009, 06:22 PM
ahmonrah

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?:thinking:

of course you do....
then you give the "ugh!....hmm" face, contemplating what you ate that made it smell so bad and wipe it on another piece of T.P. fold that shit up wipe til your ass is sore, flush, wash the grippers and leave the bathroom.
04-15-2009, 06:38 PM
oneSLOWex

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Originally Posted by ahmonrah

of course you do....
then you give the "ugh!....hmm" face, contemplating what you ate that made it smell so bad and wipe it on another piece of T.P. fold that shit up wipe til your ass is sore, flush, wash the grippers and leave the bathroom.

AHAHAHAHAH!!! :lmfao:

+reps
04-15-2009, 08:05 PM
SL33P3R

A thread about, poop, vaginas, and vaginas tasting like pennies, quarters, coins in general is fucking win
04-15-2009, 09:25 PM
Ed

sl33p3r i gotta give it to you this was your best thread ever.

penny vaginas.
04-15-2009, 09:29 PM
Zodiac

This thread is full of win.
04-15-2009, 10:35 PM
SL33P3R

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Originally Posted by Ed

sl33p3r i gotta give it to you this was your best thread ever.

penny vaginas.

I dont make that many threads. But this is just an everyday thing that I KNOW everyone else does. But there are too many badasses on here who arent man enough to admit their weird actions, who fuckin cares
04-15-2009, 11:17 PM
keva52

this was the best thread ever! i lirl all the way through..
04-15-2009, 11:48 PM
SL33P3R

Im glad I could deliver
04-16-2009, 01:30 AM
RL...

LOL @ this thread.
04-16-2009, 01:38 AM
hondachik

LMAO. Yes, I'd smell it. Or even if the tissue doesn't break and I think that I accidentally got shit on my hand...I smell it.

Well, actually because I use Charmin, and ONLY Charmin when I'm taking my household shits, my tissue doesn't break.
04-16-2009, 01:39 AM
RedEj8

:lmfao: I'm still laughing!
04-16-2009, 01:41 AM
hondachik

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

I have a very bad wiping problem. Its OCD. Ill wipe 10 more times after there is nothing on the toilet paper just to make sure there is nothing. But sometimes i wipe too much, and my butcrack gets raw and bleeds a little. Then I drop something in the shower and have to bend down and get it, then the water shoots down my ass crack it burns the shit out of my cut and I JUMP. fuck..

LMAO. Thats why you buy flushable wipes...so that after u wipe with the tissue, u wipe with the flushable wipes and its a cleaner, softer feeling. It makes your asshole feel refreshed, and ready for its next shit. :lmfao:

BTW, Charmin & Cottonelle :goodjob:
04-16-2009, 01:52 AM
RedEj8

I hate when you wipe and you know its clean cause nothing is showing up on the paper and then 3 mins after you leave the bathroom your asshole starts itching..

Oh and pussy tastes like pennies sometimes

and i've farted during sex and LOLed but my gf didn't hear it... and queefs don't hurt my current and didn't hurt my ex.
04-16-2009, 02:05 AM
hondachik

OMG I just took the time to read through this thread. I've never actually read a whole fucking thread that was over 2 pages long. OMG. I love this thread. I laughed soooo much. Its amazing that I'm not the only one who does or goes through half the bullshit in this thread u people talk about.
04-16-2009, 09:34 AM
Paul

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Im glad I could deliver

i just delivered at work; i think i lost 5 lbs :lmfao:
04-16-2009, 09:39 AM
SL33P3R

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Originally Posted by Paul

i just delivered at work; i think i lost 5 lbs :lmfao:

I ended up shittin 4 times yesterday (not out of the normal for me) so now I have to boycot til saturday or sunday so I can heal. Fuck
04-16-2009, 10:00 AM
Sammich

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Originally Posted by SL33P3R

Black guys from what I hear dont like eating pussy anyway. I fuckin love it, if its clean ofcourse, and it tastes like pennies

U ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT U HEAR? LOL

IF ITS AS HOT AS THE CHICK....BUFFETT TIME
04-16-2009, 10:02 AM
SL33P3R

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammich

U ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT U HEAR? LOL

IF ITS AS HOT AS THE CHICK....BUFFETT TIME

I thought rap songs were true...:taun:
04-16-2009, 10:13 AM
HeLLo iM iZzY

I always smell it, lawl.
04-16-2009, 10:17 AM
SL33P3R

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Originally Posted by HeLLo iM iZzY

I always smell it, lawl.

Theres no way around it. You HAVE to. Period

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