"what does a kiss taste like?"
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!



It's a piece of Ass!"

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BLACK PANTIES
> > >
> > > Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and
> > > still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her
> > >daughter is constantly
> > > calling her and urging her to get back into the
>world.
> > >Finally, Karen says
> > > she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
> > >
> > > Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have
> > > someone for you to meet."
> > >
> > > Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one
> > > another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her
>to
> > >join him for a
> > > weekend in the Catskills.
> > >
> > > Their first night there, she undresses as he does.
> > > There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy
> > >panties; he in his
> > > birthday suit. Looking at her he asks: "Why the black
> > >panties?"
> > >
> > > She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body
> > > is yours to explore, but down there I am still in
> > >mourning."
> > >
> > > He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The
> > > following night the same scenario. She's standing
>there
> > >with the black
> > > panties on, and he is in his birthday suit ...except
> > >that he is wearing a black
> > > condom.
> > >
> > > She looks at him and asks: "What's with the black
> > >condom?"
> > >
> > > He replies: "I want to offer my deepest
>condolences."
> > >