There are these two guys walking down the street with there dogs. One has a German shepherd and the other a poodle, and they see a bar and they would like to go inside. But outside there is a sign that says no dogs allowed. So the owner of the German shepherd says "let's just tell them they are our seeing eye dogs". so they walk up to the bouncer out front letting everyone in, and he stops them, saying "no dogs allowed can't you read?!". the two men state that they are blind and the dogs are there seeing eye dogs and they have to have them. the bouncer then says "yeah right, you have a poodle you think i'm stupid!?". and the man replies, "THEY GAVE ME A POODLE!?!?!?!?!"