This guy walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender, "Got any
> specials today?"
>
> The bartender replies, "Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink that
> was invented by a gynecologist who is a patron of ours. It's a mix of
> Pabst
> Blue Ribbon beer and Smirnoff vodka."
>
> The guy asks, "Geez, what kind of drink is that?"
>
> The bartender responds, "We call it a Pabst Smir."
>