Suicide...

[CSquared]

You are actually gonna use the inquirer to talk about noah's ark?

Faith in Jesus Christ is not comparable to faith in the New York Yankees

Do not hold me accountable for the misuse of my religion during the crusades.

and it clearly states that in order to be obedient to Jesus Christ you are supposed to give 10% of your gross income back to the church...10% is not much to ask when the Lord provides you with 100% of what you have.

lol i dont know... i hear if you remain faithful to the yankees you spend the rest of the eternity in a palace filled with virgins.

how do i know jesus isnt using said money to fund a drug addiction of some sort. Its like those bums you see on the street of ny... give them a few bucks and all they do is blow it on a bottle of whiskey. So with that train of thinking i'd much rather donate to a non profit charity of some sort. At least then i know the money is going to something useful... and not feeding a drug and/or gambling addiction.

edit: ha if i wasnt going to hell before... im damn well going now. Might as well have a reason though... Gooooooood stuff.