I got so drunk at a friends party I put a sun chips bag on my head, wrapped a sheet around me, and walked around telling everyone I was the God of the Sun Chips. That was like 11 years ago and I still have people call me that.


Another night about 11 years ago I was at some ones house (*cough*Okie Doke *cough* LOL you were like 14ask your bro, I'm sure he remembers both incedents) I tried to piss in their closet and they had to carry me too the bathroom.