Liz????Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda.
Liz????
my 21st birthday we go up to little 5 to go partying. everythings going great. i was shooting vodka, mind erasers with liquid cocain chasers! and i think i was on my 16th drink and decided i had to puke. so i went and did it. and was fine. so after a few more hours we start back home. we get to the one gas station on 1941 and i have to really puke again. so i get out and start stumbeling over to the dumpsters and bend over. next thing i know my sister is telling me to get in the truck cause if not im gonna get arrested. i told her to calm down till i felt a hand on my shoulder. it was a clayton county cop!!! he asked me what was wrong and i remember telling him there was blood in my my vodka content! he just started laughing as he asked me if i was drunk. when i replied yes he asked me how drunk i was. i just told him. probably not so much anymore i just chumed most of it! he just started laughing and my sister told him it was my birthday. so he let us go home as he laughed.. next afternoon i wake up to him knocking on the door seeing if i was still alive!! he was so thaughtful! that and i think he had a thing for my sister!
Sounds like a great birthday to me lol
THAT'S MY JAM!
oh it was!!! damn shame i dont remember the girl that i woke up next to though!! she was hot!
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haha i dont drink alcohol.....
but when i was visiting family in england...me and my friends there smoked whitewidow X skunk hybrid..and somehow i have no idea how i got home that night @ 2am...
so i had to get inside my aunts house..i figured since everyone is asleep i cant ring the bell but can throw rocks @ my cousins window to wake her up
Her window: BIG
my strange uncles bedroom window: very small...
so i KNOW i have to throw the rocks @ my cousins window to avoid waking crazy uncle up...but somehow i was throwing rocks @ my uncles window witout knowing it...
he was pissed when he had to wake up..
i also took an advantage of munchies that night....ate soo much that the next morning i puked about 2 gallons worth and remember big chunks of chicken being vomited through my nose...
good timesssss
i got so drunk at TFS i went to jail ,lmao
INSANE munchies!!!!! lol
I've done that too!!!!!! Same building... lol
My story. It was my bid night for the fraternity I had joined my freshman year of college. Well We were drinking straight liqour and sugar (a drink I cannot reveal the ingredients for but its delish!) well, after a gallon of it is drank on my part I am swaying back forth I walk to a group to join in on the conversation and projectile vomit all the way across the circle onto someones pants. Right as that happened, my friend had reached him arm out to point to something And my vomit nailed his arm as well. Well after that I was done and I passed out in the back of a brothers truck bed. I vaguely remember a bunch of hotties sitting around me making sure I was okay... too bad I was completely whiskey dicked at that point. Well anyways... heres the part I was told happened aftewards... I wake up back at the fraternity house and I'm wearing some other dudes shirt. Well apparently my shirt had puke and water all over it and I was shivering so a pledge bother put his shirt on me. Well what also happened was that an older brother carried me to another truck to get me out of everyones view. Well he apparently dropped me and fell on top of me when he tripped over railroad tracks and I had scratches and cuts all over the place. Man that was the worst hangover OF MY LIFE.
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tried to fuck my daughter's dad's cousin
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EDIT:: Nevermind... Didnt read your username first LOL
1990 Eclipse GSX - 13.0@ 108 on old setup
1990 Eclipse GSX - "The Whore" Shell being built
2001 Dodge Dakota - The pizza delivery-mobile
I got so drunk I almost hooked up with an IA chick....
2007 Charger SRT8
Bolt Ons.....
in 99' i went to my homegirl's ex girlfriend's house party.(all lesbians) i was the only guy there,they kept handing my drinks. 6 heinikens,3 cups of tequila,8 shots of gin. i was grilling chicken in the sun and hadn't eaten. went inside sat on the couch and close my eyes. i woke up several hours later, to 2 girls trying to give me a lapdance @ the same time. and girls on either side of me taking pics with disposable cameras. my homegirl later told me they were having a contest,takingwhile licking on me and trying wake me up. later that nite i had a 3some and my homegirl liqiuored me up once we got to her place and toke advantage of me. to this day i don't drink alot in public.
I got so drunk at a friends party I put a sun chips bag on my head, wrapped a sheet around me, and walked around telling everyone I was the God of the Sun Chips. That was like 11 years ago and I still have people call me that.
Another night about 11 years ago I was at some ones house (*cough*Okie Doke *cough*LOL you were like 14
LOL I used to do something like that, except I would take the box from the 12 pack stick it on my head and do the so called "Beer box dance". LOL I would do some like Russian dance w/ the beer box looking like a hat. Funny as sh!t if your drunk.
This story sounds familiarI got so drunk at a friends party I put a sun chips bag on my head, wrapped a sheet around me, and walked around telling everyone I was the God of the Sun Chips. That was like 11 years ago and I still have people call me that.
Another night about 11 years ago I was at some ones house (*cough*Okie Doke *cough*
Good ones. lol
I'll have to remember some stories when Im not drunk..
drunk?I can barley type lookl
Jason..
girlllllllllllllllllllllllll aint that the truthI now just get drunk with my boyfriend and go home and have great sex! end of story.
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One of my finer moments was when I was in England in summer '06. I was drinking with some friends at the bar on base, and after quite a few rounds, my eyes kept getting glued to this one girl's ass and we (my friends and I) invited her and her friends over, and as with all single military folks, shots started coming since none of us had to work the next day.
After the tequila started flowing, the conversation was forgotten. I just remember waking up the next morning only wearing socks and my button down shirt. The curtains were wide open and had handprints all over the glass (ground floor room), the TV was on, she was naked in the bed, and during all of this, I had found time to cook a burrito but it never left the microwave.
I need to get back to that lifestyle of not giving a fuck. So much more entertaining.
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When I was 19, I was at a Halloween party. Soon as I walked in the door, I took 4 shots of Patron at one time, then four more. Within an hour took four more. Went on the back porch drank a bud light.......then I blacked out. I was told, my friend kept feeding me shots, until the total was about 18 shots within 2hrs. I was found in the woods passed out beside a tree, unlit cig in my hand, and lighter in puke. At first, they couldn't wake me up, when i did "wake up", i couldn't talk, open my eyes, or move any body part. They sat me on a big wash tub out side and was holding me up......I let the biggest fart ever.....that echoed loudly. woke up face down in the bathroom on the floor next to the door, boots off, Polo folded neatly. Had no clue where I was, walked into the living room, and saw people passed out on the couch (including my buddy who owns the house)....still couldn't figure it out. went out smoked a cig, and drank a beer at 6am.....went back to the same bathroom....layed down in the walk in shower, and went into deep thought.....finally figured it out after I had gotten drunk again at 6:45 am. Needless to say, that's the last time Ive been that drunk.
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I remember being in a club in OSAN South Korea and drinking with a few friends on a friday night after work , I then woke up in a hotel room on sunday morning with no id card a dead cell phone and no money, I wonder downstairs talk to the receptionist and asked her where I was , she told me I was in Seoul (2 hours away from OSAN). I started to freak the fuck out , bounced from the hotel and found a cell shop got a free charger and called the "friends" that were supposed to keep me straight that night and had one of them come up with my ID card which he forgot he had in his pocket when he let me tear off to Seoul with the old korean guy that owned the bar we were in. Good thing is I didnt have to pay for the hotel room.
drank so much tequila one night while working on a job out of town that me and my best friend of ten years got into a verbal dispute that when on about ten mins before i said fuck this and walked away, he then ran up behind me and spun me around and then punched me in the face so I smashed an MGD bottle across his face. We havent spoken since and that was back in Jan.
i was crazy wasted one night and decided to go in an empty lot next to my house and do mad doughnuts in the STi and when I came to a stop I realized it was a bad idea to do that in dirt with the windows down, the entire inside of my car was covered in red dirt and so were my two buddies in the car with me
The real fun happens when you don't remember that night.
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I once got so wasted at a wedding reception that i tried to fight the brides brother because i thought he was gay and hitting on me, turns out he was retarded (no disrespect intended to the mentally handicapped)
One time at band camp....
fail
Your fail is fail.
I got drunk last night and paid a $394 bar tab fml
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ouch, reps for your loss
So you got drunk and left with an old Korean guy, then proceded to wake up in a hotel 2 hours away?
When you woke up, did your anus hurt?
Just sayin
great question
When my friend won the last game of beer pong of the night I dumped a cooler of ice water over his head yelling "WINNER!!!!"
99 Infinti G20t w/ Primera Parts and a few other small things
"christmas eve 2007" i was at a friends house waiting for more to show up so me and another friend decided to go ahead and start without them. i got a bright idea to light my shot of 151 on fire. never light them and let them sit on fire for a while. i blew out the fire and took the shot and burned the shit outta my lip and tounge ... i dont remeber anything after that but i was told that he went out lookin at christmas lights in my jetta. i was hangin out the window screaming marry fukn christmas. then we stopped at a gas station and i pissed in the parkin lot then hopped in some guys van. they called my ole lady and she picked me up from my homeboys house. when i got to her house she said i called everybody bitches. then i stood on the side of the bed and pissed on the floor. well i woke up on christmas morning in my girlfriends sisters bed butt ass naked. idk how i got naked but i figured it wasnt really a bad thing. i love these kinda memories, or the lack of these memories lol
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haha awhile back after my brother picked me up from to take me home, we got to arguing and to prove a point i threw my phone out the window and then gave him $650 cash for gas money.....
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I get so dranked..... I get more dranked.... then more... then passout.
That's how you're supposed to do it...
.. I woke up and didn't remember being in California.
I went to visit my old friends/family in Cali last Christmas, got wasted within a few hours of getting off the plane, blacked out, woke up at my friends house and wondered why the fuck I was in Cali lol. It was the scariest/weirdest moment of my life
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