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  1. 10-05-2009, 10:44 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurker View Post
    My friends and I just arrived at a club and we sat down at a table. 3 girls walk up and start gabbing and we asked them to sit with us.

    One of the girls (the BIG ONE of course) asked if she could buy me a drink so I ordered a long island ice tea. I got about half of it down and I don't remember shit after that. The next thing I know, I wake up in a vehicle and she's slobbin the knob. I was looking around trying to figure out how the fuck I got there and who was this pleasantly plump woman feasting on my body fluid was. I busted a nut and she said some shit which I don't remember because everything was fuzzy as fuck, then she gets out of the car.

    I'm sitting there and I'm like, "who's car is this and where the fuck am I".

    I go inside this bar and find my friends to ask them WTF just happened and they are laughing. They said I had half of my drink and was out of it, next thing they know they seen me walking out the door with her.

    Bitch spiked my drink and sucked me off while I passed out! In the end, I don't think I should complain because i got a BJ. It was from a walrus but hey, free BJ. Shaaaawing!
    She had to spike your drink just to give you a BJ!
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  2. 10-05-2009, 04:23 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    She had to spike your drink just to give you a BJ!
    Yes, judging by how I felt I'm guessing she put some GHB in my drink. You don't pass out from half a drink and lose your memory.

    She was BIG(260 lbs) and ugly. It was probably the first time she touched a penis.
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  3. 10-06-2009, 12:03 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurker View Post
    Yes, judging by how I felt I'm guessing she put some GHB in my drink. You don't pass out from half a drink and lose your memory.

    She was BIG(260 lbs) and ugly. It was probably the first time she touched a penis.

    Damn dude!! she was big and ugly!!! im sorry for ya man
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