What would posting a thread about getting owned while getting owned for posting a thread about getting owned equal?
What would posting a thread about getting owned while getting owned for posting a thread about getting owned equal?
That was me.Originally Posted by teh bri
I just got this one..
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Stranger: hi
i like mefryrice's better.
Grammer owns him. Damn. You can tell he's stupid.
Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'.
-Ant.
LOL this shit just made my night!
Damn i never heard of omegle until today....
gave it a test run
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Stranger: Hey!
You: OMFG WASUP?!
Stranger: m or f?
You: M
Stranger: F
Stranger: age
Stranger: from?
You: 19
Stranger: 18
You: I'm from somalia, but my heritage is irish
Stranger: USA
Stranger: sports?
You: I'm actually in the US right now
Stranger: really
You: In Atlanta, GA
Stranger: Kewl
Stranger: Boston MA
Stranger: sports?
You: what about 'em?
Stranger: do u play any?
You: i play pocket pool
Stranger: whts tht
Stranger: ?
You: play with the pool stick in my pants
You: bhahah
Stranger: i like tht
Stranger: can i come in?
You: of course
Stranger: ooh i likeee
You: i have a serious question for you
Stranger: yes
You: Have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your face (like completely to where you couldnt breathe)
You: seriously
Stranger: nah you?
You: You must be an anal birth
You: I c i c
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: I Get it!
Stranger: LoL
You: bhaha
Stranger: Ur Funny
Stranger: We Should Cyber Sex!
Stranger: U start
You: omg we should
Stranger: =)
You: no you start
Stranger: no u pleez
Stranger: =(
You: Ok we're driving down the street, and we pull over
You: .... your turn
Stranger: i hop into the back seat... lie down on the floor and drag your hand with me.......... ur turn
You: i go back to the backseat and whip out my schlong and swing it around
Stranger: huh?
You: slap you across the forehead with it
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ooooooooooooooookay
28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .
S.I.C. Chic (Split Image Customs II)
lol wut excuse me
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
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Stranger: hey
You: shut the fuck up
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Stranger: hey asl plz
You: HERRO
You: 67 T CANADA
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You: mah drunken bish?
Stranger: im 12 girl pleese dont discunnect
You: right
Stranger: wut?
You: isn't it past your bed time?
Stranger: ya so
You: maybe you should learn to spell disconnect... seeing as it's in the bottom left...
Stranger: shut up
You: so i doubt you are 12.
You: or a girl
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak
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Wood frogs can be frozen solid and then thawed, and continue living. They use the glucose in their body to protect their vital organs while they are in a frozen state.
ive yet to find a person from this fucking country. lol
I have to talk myself out of going on the website, lol.
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That was retarded, I typed something in the search thread box and it posted it here lol wtf?
Bullshit, the site wasn't created until the end of March THIS year.
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Stranger: 21 M ITALY !
You: i bet mines longer
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You: u gonna be boring also
Stranger: haha
Stranger: only if u want me to be
Stranger: lol
You: yes thats exactly what i want
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: abit of sarcasm
Stranger: u must be british
You: Give it too me like that, exactly how you give it too your girl, NICE AND BORING
Stranger: haha!
You: thats what she said last night
Stranger: well u obviously dont know me
Stranger: lol
You: well i would hope not, i dont want my cherry popped yet
Stranger: im far from boring
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old r ya
You: 24
Stranger: cool im 24 too
Stranger: wats ur name
You: really so have you ever popped someones anal Cherry before
Stranger: hahaa
Stranger: yes actually
You: i take that as no
Stranger: not sure if i shud be proud of that or not
You: like i said u must be boring
Stranger: hows that boring?
You: I want another guy to pop my anal cherry, how is that not boring?
Stranger: id pop your anal cherry hun
Stranger: wats ur name
You: can we play sword sticks after?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: if u must
Stranger: lol
You: or how about stomach swords
You: can i pop ur cherry also
Stranger: hehe ok
Stranger: wats ur asl
You: u 1st
You: dont be shy,u already said u would pop my cherry
Stranger: 20 m uk
You: well i guess we wherent meant too be. my parents only want me too have and american boyfriend, they think all gay couples should be from the same country.
You: Go figure
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You: u looking for love?
You: or a good lay?
Stranger: Yes I am
You: thats kinda sad you fucken looser!!!
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: I'm the loser
You: your 5 fingers quit on you
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: They are busy i'm your moms twat
You: damm that must a big twat, i was just in there and i didnt see them
Stranger: It's a wind tunnel
You: so i guess u must be asain
Stranger: Me so horny
You: u have too use your fingers, too make them think its your dick
You: i bet you use your thumbs
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I haven't been on Omegle in over 2 days, whew.
Stranger: hey where u from
You: I'm QD and I'll ask the questions around here
Stranger: oh SURE
You: now where are you from?
Stranger: ur dreams
You: SO you're a one-legged, pink-eyed circle jerking unicorn with a pulsating ass?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: aint I cute?
You: it's as if Tim Burton took my dreams and made into another tear jerking, adolescent feature film
Stranger: uh
Stranger: now where u from?
Stranger: at least we could have a bit of a smarter talk around here
You: well.....when a man and a woman love each very much (or after a number of beers in a honky tonk bar), they show that love in a meaningful way...the man tried to get closer to the woman and the only way to get the closest is to put his penis inside her vagina....nine months after that inicdent, a baby emerges...
Stranger: emerges
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good English
Stranger: will bounce tho
You: get the fuck out then
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holy shit b18 is coming up with some great ones!
Holy shit i can not get this bitch to disconnect! finally got her to disconnect!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are u from?
You: us
Stranger: age?
You: LOL, come on you know you want to type it
You: got the greetings out of the way, instead of beating around the bush and asking it in 3 seperate questions just ask it all at once!
Stranger: adl
Stranger: asl
You: always sucking lumberjacks!?!?! wtf thats kinda gay
Stranger: i love you
You: lol there we go straight to the point again
Stranger: i need u tonight
You: really because i need a million dollars!
You: can you help me with that?
You: or you just $5 sucky sucky long time type of girl?
Stranger: i love you too
You: really because i love me to!
Stranger: close your mouth and go to the bed with me
You: you been checked?
Stranger: come on baby
You: because if i go fishing i am hoping not to catch something
Stranger: my sweet heart~
You: so i take it thats a negative on the gettign checked?
Stranger: put off my clothes please
You: put off your clothes? how do i go about putting off your clothes?
Stranger: we r enjoying internet sex
Stranger: you know?
Stranger: ok
You: yeah but i am still lost at the putting off your clothes
Stranger: Let's start
You: plus i am still hesitant if you have something dont want to catch anything
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i love u too
You: i love me to! isnt that great
Stranger: kiss me baby
You: where do i kiss you at?
You: dont want to kiss somewhere i am not suppose to be kissing at!
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: plus just curious but you have been checked out before right?
You: still dont want to catch anything
You: "mmmmmmmm..." whats so good? you eating something during sex?
Stranger: I m eating your hard penis
You: HOLY SHIT REALLY! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING MY PENIS THAT SHIT HURTS!
You: I kinda need that!
You: plus you have been checked, want to make sure you dont have the herpes at the mouth or something!
Stranger: your wang is so sexy
Stranger: and very hot
You: is it, wouldnt think as much after you where eating on it!
You: you bite fucking hard to!
You: Also i am kinda hungry i am going to the kitchen real fast, you want anything?
Stranger: do you want me?
You: i want you to make me a sandwich, thats kinda sexy!
Stranger: am i sexy?
You: are you in the kitchen?
You: you go into the kitchen where you belong and make me a sandwich that would be sexy!
Stranger: haha cute boy~
You: and while your in there can you clean it up some? you've been slacking lately
Stranger: hey lovely boy!
You: Yes?
Stranger: shut up your mouth and suck my niddle
You: you in the kitchen yet?
You: what the fuck is a niddle?
Stranger: you r cute
You: really i always thought so to!
Stranger: you want me!right
Stranger: ??
You: Only if you go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: here u r
Stranger: this is for you
Stranger: I made it
You: What did you make me?
Stranger: let's start
Stranger: sandwich
You: what type? or at least whats on it, could be allregic to something
Stranger: chu~♥
You: What the hell is chu? that some type of asian shit?
You: Because i hate asian food!
You: Really turns me off!
Stranger: sex with me baby
You: Wait i still want to know whats on this sandwich, cant play around on an empty stomach!
Stranger: you are a blockedhead.....i m so sad.....
Stranger: bye......
Stranger: i cant stand anymore....
You: Wait whats on this sandwich?
You: I have a sandwich which i dont know whats on it? What the hell am i suppose to do with it?
Stranger: I just wanted you...
Stranger: I'm so sorry.....
You: And i wanted a sandwich!
You: I mean how the hell am i suppose to have sex with a girl who cant even make a sandwich!
Stranger: so, you want me to make sandwhich for u?
You: Thought you already made me a sandwich?
You: What the fuck where you doing in the kitchen eariler then?
Stranger: you hate me...right....???
Stranger: okay....
Stranger: then i will say bye....
You: Well you cant make a sandwich, and you havent cleaned the kitchen yet? what else are you good for?
You: Plus you chew instead of suck...i mean come on!
You: You arent exactly the best of the best!
Stranger: .........
Stranger: my baby......
Stranger: bye.........
You: Wait...
You: Still need to know what kinda sandwich this is? Dont want to throw away a perfectly good sandwich!
Stranger: sandwich is my ass
Stranger: eat my ass
You: Yeah thought it smelled kinda shitty!
You: Did you at least do the dishes while you where in there eariler?
Stranger: yeah
You: Well least you did something right!
You: Mind vacuuming the house while i go watch tv?
You: Might be a foot ball game on or something
Stranger: i loved u very much
Stranger: but u hated me
Stranger: right
Stranger: sandwich cant be matter
You: Well again, you cant make a good sandwich, you chew instead of suck, not giving me much to go with here!
Stranger: problem is our love..
You: No not our, just you! spend more time in the kitchen where you belong and you might learn something!
****
Stranger: bye.....
You: See ya!
Stranger: ^^.....
Stranger: I loved you....
You: What your still here?
Stranger: I will miss you.......
You: Dam bitch get a move on! Trying to watch this game!
You: I miss me all the time to!
Stranger: .....
Stranger: I will kill my self
Stranger: because of u
You: Alright well at least do it elsewhere, dont need the police here and shit!
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you love me?
You: DAM BITCH, make up your mind you coming or going?
You: Thought you where already gone by know!
Stranger: 병신아 = asshole!
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You: oh hai
Stranger: Herro
You: i see what you did there
Stranger: Vat?
Stranger: are u from nasioc?
You: lol nope, Import Atlanta
Stranger: im from nasioc
You: we have a thread about this, everyone posts up their conversations. ha.
Stranger: i heard import atlanta crew is gay
You: word on the street is that nasioc is full of emo bitches
You: though that may be wrxatlanta. not sure
You: i do, however, thank you for the endless caturday posts.
Stranger: Yes, the emos are bitches there, but being a loose skank in atlanta is horrendous
You: i see.
Stranger: Caturday day wasn't invented by nasioc
You: 4chan no?
You: but you guys had that 100+ page thread
You: which provided me with most of my pictures
Stranger: we invemted OMGHI2U and a few other catch frases
Stranger: Like WAPCE
You: something about a woman blank blank blank blank?
Stranger: women are pure conentrated evil
You: I think I remember Miranda posting that, she's been neck deep in STi's forever
You: dunno what her username on there is
Stranger: u know Rouge and Nick?
You: she was sponsored by TopSpeed for awhile
You: nah
You: Greg, Dana, Miranda, Flip?
Stranger: i gotta go i have some pop tarts cooking in the toaster oven
You: hahaha
You: have fun and don't get e-aids
Stranger: why u laugh at that
You: well normally i eat them cold, since i'm in a hurry
Stranger: Im not ashamed I eat the sparkle berry pop tarts with a juicy box of apple juice
You: whatever floats your flat 4 boat
Stranger: ooo i like that
Stranger: can i use it?
You: please do.
You: MongolPup.
Stranger: kthxbi
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You: hi i have a dirty mouth
Stranger: hi, use soap
You: want to put it in my mouth?
Stranger: no. I will trust you with that duty
You: dont be shy play dirty
Stranger: Can i use a hose ?
You: your hose?
Stranger: fire hose
You: biig bigg bigg boooiiiiiiiiii
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"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
I made a thread for you!
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Stranger: Daomn
You: engrish?
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: Well actually it's Jive/Ebonics for "Damn"
You: thats what i thought
You: f or m
Stranger: m
Stranger: and you?
You: f and ready to get naughty
Stranger: Sounds great...
Stranger: What are you into?
You: vroom vroom from the back?
Stranger: Sure... I can get into that
You: are you a minute man? or can you go at it for hours?
Stranger: As many hours as you feel like, really.
You: whatchu know about that birthday sex?
Stranger: What do you mean?
Stranger: You have to answer... now you got me curious...
You: do you like it on the kitchen table or the stove?
Stranger: I like it when you lean over the kitchen-table and take it from the back.
You: can i speak into your microphone and blow your whistle alittle bit?
Stranger: You most certainly can
You: can you work the middle or is your thing to little? i need a big boiiii
Stranger: I'm more than plenty to fill you ...
You: thats the way i like it uh huh uh huh thats the way uh huh uh huh
Stranger: Can I ask you your name?
You: tomorrow
Stranger: Sure.. but why?
You: no thats my name
You: duh you silly little boy
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: kansas
Stranger: Oh
You: and you papi?
Stranger: I'm from Denmark
You: will your cream filling give me salamonella?
Stranger: (tiny country, northern Europe) And sorry for asking all the questions but I'm curious about you
You: oh i got you wondering huh
Stranger: Yeah, you did...
You: im a very freaky girl, im the kind you dont take home to momma, yanno a freak in the sheets
Stranger: And that leaves me wondering why I'm not in Kansas right now.
Stranger: I could use a night with someone that freaky.
You: follow the yellow brick road and come take care of this italain mami
You: italian*
Stranger: You're Italian?
You: yes i am
Stranger: Nice... You got a picture of you?
You: whats your email addy?
Stranger: Why?
You: picture
You: me naked and your tounge between my thighs
Stranger: Can you link it?
You: idk can i
Stranger: If it's anywhere online, yeah, you can just send me the link here, and I'll look at it.
You: no its on my cellular
You: what kind of car do you drive?
Stranger: Sure you wanna know?
You: yes i do, i need to know what kind of car you got to determine if we can get buckwild in it or not.....
Stranger: A late 90s Toyota... Fairly large and spacious. And I can assure you that there's room for anything in there.
You: will you stick your peanut butter covered drizzled with chocolate syrup penor in my whip creamed cover kitty?
You: covered*
Stranger: You know I will!
You: do you like it fast or slow
You: in the bed or on the flo
You: with the lights on or just a glow
You: come on baby can you feel my flow
You: i need you more then you will ever know
You: lets get busy and make a show
You: will you suck my big toe?
You: do i have you mesmorized?
You: are you circumsized?
You: does your winky hide?
You: toodaloo babes
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
that was pretty fun
You: hi
Stranger: Hi! If you're chinese, japanese, korean, indian etc etc I don't want to talk to you. If you speak English stay on the line! ;D
You: what about redneck
Stranger: What
You: red neck, stayin in the son too long kissin your cousin
Stranger: I don't understand...
Stranger: Sorry do you speak english?
You: you don't like kissin cousins
Stranger: No not exactly.... :L
You: i have 3 cousins that i kiss all the time
Stranger: Good for you
Stranger: Do you want a trophie?
You: why yes i do!
Stranger: .......
Stranger: Ok you would be what i like to call a lower social group....
You: you know anything about marrying a 2nd cousin? b/c that maybe in the neer future
Stranger: Freak
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wats going on
Stranger: im a male, with my dick in my hands with a massive errection
Stranger: you?
You: oh im the same
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Stranger: MIKE?!
Stranger: its voldemort calling
You: YES you finally found me
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: waaaaaaait
Stranger: FINALLY
Stranger: ?!
Stranger: you were supposed to find ME
You: bullshit
You: you where finding me
Stranger: thats what te seeker does
Stranger: DUH
You: i think we got got it confused
You: i thought you where going to be the cat and i was going to be the mouse
Stranger: HEY but you know what?
You: i guess we'll have it down for next time
Stranger: so guess what, mike
You: idk you tell me
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!
Stranger: cuz i ALWAYS win @ hide and seek
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Njobe, please don't post unless it's funny. Seriously. Later, QD.
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what's funny to some, may not be funny to others.
SO you thought that what you posted was funny? You liked Not Another Teen Movie, didn't you? Later, QD.
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You're good. How did you know that, that was my favorite movie of all time? Are you a physic sir?
More like a bloodhound. I just sniff out stupidity. Later, QD.
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You've been on IA since 2006? You should be more creative than that.
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Why yes, yes you do. You are good no doubt about it. If it wasn't for you i wouldn't even have these 105 posts. You are my idol; i want to have as many of those blocks as you for rep, but i want mine to be in red!!! Can you help? lol
Yea i registered back than and really haven't been on since about a couple months ago. But thank you for looking out.
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