Stranger: please tell me something interesting
You: i have a penis and a vagina
Stranger: thats fucked
You: which do you have?
Stranger: penis
You: want to put it in my vagina?
You: its ok if the penis touches
Stranger: yes
Stranger: as long as the balls dont
You: the cock and balls are in front
You: and the vajayjay is below it
Stranger: do you ever fuck yourselft?
You: i also had my poop shoot sewn shut
Your conversational partner has disconnected.