OMFG this was awesome.

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Stranger: china.female/17
You: asl is boring.
You: i chinese too
Stranger: 那就说中国话吧
You: 中国就说国话吧
Stranger: 终于看到个中国人
You: 字儒漢字汉字
Stranger: 你是中国人吗?
You: 了中个(F個,箇)和那着(F著)
Stranger: can you speak chinese
You: 唉
You: 多好没(F沒)于还(F還)只(F祇)文
Stranger: are u chinese?
You: yes
You: 儒咽饶(F饒)
Stranger: 你说的那些我不懂
You: you speaka mandalin?
Stranger: You are not the Chinese people
You: why?
You: i cantonees
Stranger: You hit I do not understand the word
You: you cantones?
You: o mandarin?
You: i speak hakka
You: we speak engrish ok
Stranger: ok..
You: you girl?
Stranger: yes
You: ooooooooo
You: you like boy or girl
Stranger: I am a real Chinese
You: i chinese to
Stranger: Why do not I see you the Chinese people
You: you like boy or girl?
You: i can be boy or girl for you
Stranger: all
You: you like to lick carpet?
Stranger: your girl?
You: i used to be a boy. now i am a girl.
Stranger: 男的就男的.
Stranger: 女的就女的
You: i no understan
Stranger: 看懂
You: speaka engrish pris
Stranger: boy is boy/
Stranger: girl is girl
You: i have surgery
Stranger: ok...
You: you like?
You: how much?
Stranger: In the end you are men or woman
You: i woman now. yesterday i man.
Stranger: You are not the Chinese people
You: why
You: i real chinese
Stranger: Do not insult the Chinese people
You: from xujiashan
Stranger: If yes. You will not say such a thing
You: i rov chinese peoples
Stranger: pic
You: you have?
Stranger: I see you to the photos
Stranger: I would like to look at your photos
You: http://i26.tinypic.com/hx7wh3.jpg
You: this me
You: i sexy beast.
You: i lick nipples.
You: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: gun
You: pic old. when i was a man.
Stranger: You do not Chinese
You: i chinese
You: why you say that
Stranger: Metamorphosis
Stranger: Chinese people will not be so abnormal
You: i chinese
You: i rove you.
You: i go to your house. nao.
You: give address.
Stranger: you can??
Stranger: speak chinese
You: yes
Stranger: 说中国话
You: 冤
Stranger: 少装了孩子
You: 宠
You: i come see you now
You: address
Stranger: Find out what it means .....你不是中国人,中国人不会像你一样上网做色情买卖
You: i drive
Stranger: 你太假了
You: i no your address. i see you in 5 minute. you close to me.
Stranger: 就算是客家人也会打国字
You: me rov you rong tiem.
You: bai.
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