Stranger: hello

You: hoela

You: I'm looking for a black midget slut named Rachel from IA, is she there?

Stranger: Nope I am afraid we are afew midgets short of a party here

You: Can I order something for delivery then?

Stranger: what?

You: I'm hungry, I want food, you deliver right?

Stranger: we do lamb chicken and fish

You: It's not going to be cold by the time it gets here like the last time is it?

Stranger: where u live?

You: Atlanta

Stranger: it may well be im in england

Stranger: its guna be awhile

You: I'll pay an extra $5 if you get it here in 45 minutes.

Stranger: I will fire up the teleporter

You: Sweet! What model do you have?

Stranger: The AWESOMATIC3000

You: Fuckkk, that's the English one with Lucas electronics. It's obviously not
going to make it.

Stranger: I have modified it, It will get the food somewhere

You: I hope not with GM components.

Stranger: God lord no

You: You sure you don't have a midget slut named Rachel there?

Stranger: Nope we got a one armed whore named barbara, some dwarve twins and a mermaid who is into watersports but no midgets

You: A mermaid into watersports isn't a fair competition is it?!

Stranger: thats true but she is working with her strengths so you can't knock her

You: I'm into underwater Hungarian basketweaving myself.

Stranger: Ahh a noble hobby