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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: ㅎㅇ

You: Greetings human

Stranger: what?

Stranger: what?

You: I extend salutations to you

Stranger: you got it

Stranger: so

Stranger: what's up?

You: Up is the direction above you. It is the direct opposite of down.

Stranger: oh shut up you think thats funny, huh

You: I was simply stating the definition of up. You asked what is up.

Stranger: ok ok i see....

You: What name do you go by human?

Stranger: but if i wondered about that meaning of 'what', i had asked 'd'you know that up means what?' or whatever

You: I am Tyk'RaAth.

Stranger: anyway

Stranger: ....what

Stranger: hello alien

You: hello human

Stranger: oh ya good to see you

Stranger: so what made you come to omegle

You: It is a pleasure to see you too. I came to Omegle on directives from the Grand Council.

You: Where upon this planet do you reside?

Stranger: i dunno what the hell is that

Stranger: btw

Stranger: you

Stranger: always

Stranger: say

Stranger: like that?

Stranger: are you funny?

You: Humor is not a trait found in my race. It is a weak sublimation of the mind that ceased to exist with my race eons ago.

Stranger: actually, i used to like to talk with many kinda people, but not the person who is in the 'boring' above

You: The Boring Above? Do you know the commander of the Boring Above?

Stranger: unfortunately, that is you

Stranger: oh screw it

Stranger: i gotta go

Stranger: bb

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Aliens FTW!