sweet. i'm about to fuck around a bit now.
sweet. i'm about to fuck around a bit now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak
"Who Gives a Fuck" Crew Member #5
lawl i just re-read my convo with that guy. fucking epic.
everyone on ia should say something just so we could fuck around with each other... like do you kick babies or something
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak
"Who Gives a Fuck" Crew Member #5
Did you and Toxxic ever find each other? Too much to read.
no, theres usually like 2900 users online, it'd be quite hard to.Originally Posted by Tracy
damn, im in class...
so tempting...
someone do one and post here.
I gave up after I kept getting brazilian lesbians who wanted to webcam chat with me. Lulz.
you should've. lesbo.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Whatsup
You: hey
You: not much
Stranger: What do you know about Einstein and his relativity theory
You: it means if your mom wakes up she still goes down on me
Stranger: you must have had a bad childhood
Stranger: never got hugged by your father?
You: what father
Stranger: did you even know your father?
Stranger: what about your mother
Stranger: does she work at night=
You: i was adopted
Stranger: ?
Stranger: well
You: never met them
Stranger: that explains
Stranger: some things
Stranger: why are you that mean
Stranger: ?
You: cause your mom is a butt slut
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: die and go to hell then
You: go ask her if dont believe me
Stranger: idiot
You: wanna see her nudes
Stranger: sure
Stranger: send them over
You: show her this
Stranger: show me proof
Stranger: to say something is easy
Stranger: proof it
You: if you have a web cam she is here
Stranger: youre a funny asshole
Stranger: i dont need a webcam to see yours you douche
You: your mom said hey
You: and dinner will be late tonight
Stranger: my mom is on vacation
You: on dis dick
Stranger: nah in turkey
You: yeah your mom is gobble gobblin on dis dick
You: she said go to bed
You: she told me about you getting turned down for that show the biggest loser
You: ........
You have disconnected.
This shit is funny as hell !
Stranger: Tuchman Marsh?
Stranger: IS THIS YOU?
You: Ichabod Crane?!?!
You: Could it be?
Stranger: Finally!
Stranger: I've been searching for you so long, Tuchman...
Stranger: and now, after all these years...
You: as have I Mr. Crane
You: we finally meet.
Stranger: About time.
Stranger: So can we gay marry now, Tuchman?
You: Only if you have the magic underpants!
Stranger: Still do, time didn't change that.
Stranger: A life of happiness lies before us!
Stranger: I will adopt the double name Crane-March, by the way.
You: Oh have I yearned for the day I would once more meet the wearer of the magic underpants.
Stranger: Yes!
You: Ichabod Crane-March, I like the sound of that.
You: We must procreate at once!
Stranger: Quite exotic.
Stranger: Sure thing...
Stranger: right after I prepare these marriage forms.
Stranger: I'll call you back, Tuchman!
Stranger:
You: I shall be waiting Ichabod. Be swift and remember to use the purple, glitter pen on the forms.
Stranger: I will. Godspeed, Tuchman Marsh...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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this site brings me the lulz.
omfg
Stranger: give me one reason why i should talk to you
You: because i don't know a lot about biology
Stranger: yeah me either
Stranger: or trigonomentry
You: fuck that shit homie
Stranger: word
You: i like to bang girls
You: aggresivly
You: you?
Stranger: same brah
You: i like to make them cup my balls and suck my dick as i slap them in the face
Stranger: fuckin a dude
You: thats nothing
You: i saw this one 16 year old little whore driving her parents expensive ass car
You: i was so tempted to take out my carrot peeler and carve slut into her face
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that'll show her
You: hell yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: i smoke rocks
Stranger: lol
You: no lol fo reals
Stranger: ahahaha
You: i slap babies
Stranger: oh wow
You: yeah not alot just every day or so
Stranger: why would you slap a child ?
You: why not, have you ever slapped a little baby
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: its not right
You: your not right
Stranger: yeah ok.
You: shut your whoe mouth
You: whore.
Stranger: you know what they call people like you?
Stranger: child abusers
Stranger: and im not a whore.
Stranger: so go have a nice life, hope you get locked up in jail
You: why not, sorry i just called you that bc i dont know your whore name
Stranger: well my names jessica /
Stranger: and dont talk to me like that
You: sorry jessica
You: whore
Stranger: your imature.
You: you live in puerto rico
You: BURN
Stranger: so?
Stranger: i like where i live
You: YOU NEED SOME ALOE FOR THAT BURN
Stranger: ok.
You: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Stranger: ok
You: NOW
Stranger: ITS SHUT YU ASS WIPE
Stranger: YOU*
You: I THINK I LOVE YOU
Stranger: YEAH OKAY
You: FIND ME WHEN YOU MOVE FROM THE RICO
Stranger: OK ...
Stranger: LIKE IM GUNNA
You: <3
Stranger: I HAVE A HUSBAND
Stranger: AND 3 CHILDREN
Stranger: GOODBYE
You: GO SLAP THEM
OMG!!! That shits too funny!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yo
Stranger: i see you like to play. castlevania!
You: so omegle
You: is all about strange conversations
You: can we talk about your mom?
Stranger: why would we talk about my mom
Stranger: your moms a milf
You: Maybe, its nice to know you think my mom is attractive
You: describe to me your mom
You: maybe I would like to fuck her too
Stranger: shes verry momish
You: but if she has grey hair and a hairy snatch you can keep her to your self
You: momish
You: does she tell you to clean your room
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: but we have a mexican that does it for me
You: excellent
You: does the mexican occasionally fuck your mom?
Stranger: no its a girl mexican
You: oh ok
You: no strap on action there?
Stranger: no
You: so what color is your moms hair?
You: how tall is she
Stranger: grey but she dyes it
You: how old is she
Stranger: 55
You: oh not bad, is she a gilfer yet?
You: you or any siblings have kids?
Stranger: i have brothers but there alot older than me
Stranger: theres a 12 year difference between the second youngest in the family
You: oh
You: but they have no kids
You: so your mom is not a granma yet
You: thats good she that means she still fuckable
Stranger: no i have a niece and a newphew
Stranger: and theres another one on the way
You: oh so your mom is a grandmother
Stranger: yes
You: oh ew, thats nasty
You: you can have her
You: I dont fuck no grandmas
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: IMPORTATLANTA!?!?!?!
Stranger: NO ATLANTA IS NOT IMPORTANTALAALA
You: what
Stranger: Wait, why would you import Atlanta?
You: importatlanta
You: importatlanta.com
Stranger: What would be the purpose of that?
Stranger: The costs to import would be HUGE
Stranger: I mean, like, how would you even go about moving it?
You: the cost to import you would be HUGE, you fat fucking bitch
You have disconnected.
OMFG this was awesome.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: china.female/17
You: asl is boring.
You: i chinese too
Stranger: 那就说中国话吧
You: 中国就说国话吧
Stranger: 终于看到个中国人
You: 字儒漢字汉字
Stranger: 你是中国人吗?
You: 了中个(F個,箇)和那着(F著)
Stranger: can you speak chinese
You: 唉
You: 多好没(F沒)于还(F還)只(F祇)文
Stranger: are u chinese?
You: yes
You: 儒咽饶(F饒)
Stranger: 你说的那些我不懂
You: you speaka mandalin?
Stranger: You are not the Chinese people
You: why?
You: i cantonees
Stranger: You hit I do not understand the word
You: you cantones?
You: o mandarin?
You: i speak hakka
You: we speak engrish ok
Stranger: ok..
You: you girl?
Stranger: yes
You: ooooooooo
You: you like boy or girl
Stranger: I am a real Chinese
You: i chinese to
Stranger: Why do not I see you the Chinese people
You: you like boy or girl?
You: i can be boy or girl for you
Stranger: all
You: you like to lick carpet?
Stranger: your girl?
You: i used to be a boy. now i am a girl.
Stranger: 男的就男的.
Stranger: 女的就女的
You: i no understan
Stranger: 看懂
You: speaka engrish pris
Stranger: boy is boy/
Stranger: girl is girl
You: i have surgery
Stranger: ok...
You: you like?
You: how much?
Stranger: In the end you are men or woman
You: i woman now. yesterday i man.
Stranger: You are not the Chinese people
You: why
You: i real chinese
Stranger: Do not insult the Chinese people
You: from xujiashan
Stranger: If yes. You will not say such a thing
You: i rov chinese peoples
Stranger: pic
You: you have?
Stranger: I see you to the photos
Stranger: I would like to look at your photos
You: http://i26.tinypic.com/hx7wh3.jpg
You: this me
You: i sexy beast.
You: i lick nipples.
You: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: gun
You: pic old. when i was a man.
Stranger: You do not Chinese
You: i chinese
You: why you say that
Stranger: Metamorphosis
Stranger: Chinese people will not be so abnormal
You: i chinese
You: i rove you.
You: i go to your house. nao.
You: give address.
Stranger: you can??
Stranger: speak chinese
You: yes
Stranger: 说中国话
You: 冤
Stranger: 少装了孩子
You: 宠
You: i come see you now
You: address
Stranger: Find out what it means .....你不是中国人,中国人不会像你一样上网做色情买卖
You: i drive
Stranger: 你太假了
You: i no your address. i see you in 5 minute. you close to me.
Stranger: 就算是客家人也会打国字
You: me rov you rong tiem.
You: bai.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: importatlanta?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: QD is my daddy
You: orly?
You: he likes it in the butt
Stranger: tism and rach train?
You: say wha?
Stranger: hi autumn
You: hey jason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak
"Who Gives a Fuck" Crew Member #5
i feel like a pedo:
http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=%60veera%60
1976 Datsun 280z The Rust makes it lighther
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: importatlanta?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you again
You: WHAT
Stranger: import what
Stranger: you said this before
Stranger: god dammit
You: ATLANTA MOTHER FUCKER
Stranger: what the fuck is importatlanta
Stranger: fuck YOU]
Stranger: YOU COCKSUCKER
Stranger: COCK SHINER
You: NO FUCK YOU FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER
You: GO SUCK YOUR MOMS COCK
Stranger: YOU CUM GARGLING OLD WITCH
You: GO DIE IN A FIRE
Stranger: GO SUCK YOUR DADS PUSSY
Stranger: IM RAPING YOUR DOG RIGHT NOW
You: PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE
You: I DONT HAVE A DOG YOU STUPID FUCK
Stranger: YES YOU DO
Stranger: YOU FUCKING IMMIGRANT
You: GOD YOU'RE DUMB AS FUCK
Stranger: YOUR A FUCKING LIBERTY
You: A WHO?
Stranger: A FUCKING SHINEMONGER
Stranger: YOU MONGREL PIECE OF SCUM
You: ENGRISH?
You: PWEASE?
Stranger: ENLIGHTEN ME
Stranger: U FUCKING RAMSHACKLE
You: YOU ENLIGHTEN ME YOU TURD MUNCHER
You: YOU LIKE EATING SHIT DONT YOU
Stranger: YOU FUCKING PISSCAKE]
Stranger: I ONLY LIKE EATING YOUR GRANS SHIT
You: YEAH I WOULD IMAGINE
You: YOU HAVE A FUCKING MULLET DONT YOU
You: YOU REDNECK WHITE TRASH PEICE OF SHIT
Stranger: IM LOLLING SO BAD
Stranger: AT UR IGNORANCE
You: lulz
Stranger: PIECE OF SHIT
Stranger: IM COMING ROUND TO RAPE YOUR FAMILY
You: im about to piss my pants
Stranger: IM ABOUT TO PISS IN YOUR MUM
Stranger: IN HER ASS
You: omg.
You: IMPORTATLANTA????
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: v
You: vimportatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: vimportatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: v
You have disconnected.
She's ugly so your a pedo.
if she was hot you would still be a pedo but we would let it slide.
i know i feel so ashamed. shes in finland though. said she was 15. would it be legal overthere?
1976 Datsun 280z The Rust makes it lighther
Well ImportAtlanta has officially gone world wide. So now the whole world hates us. YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Last edited by SiRed94; 07-14-2009 at 10:49 PM.
I think china hates us the most.
someone just wrote to me "if you say importatlanta, i'm going to shoot you."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLx...layer_embedded
response from 03RCode: Hell, it turns me on. I have a steel hard erection as speak
"Who Gives a Fuck" Crew Member #5
China and Turkey. That's all I keep getting.
i get china and south korea and i fuck with them both.
I keep getting Turkey and UK
Hahahahhahahaa.
Stranger: please tell me something interesting
You: i have a penis and a vagina
Stranger: thats fucked
You: which do you have?
Stranger: penis
You: want to put it in my vagina?
You: its ok if the penis touches
Stranger: yes
Stranger: as long as the balls dont
You: the cock and balls are in front
You: and the vajayjay is below it
Stranger: do you ever fuck yourselft?
You: i also had my poop shoot sewn shut
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Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender. Your conversational partner can not see this message. Please exercise caution while chatting with this Stranger. Have fun!]
Stranger: hey
OMG. LOLOL. this dude freaked out when i asked him who he sexual offended. LOLOL
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Have Fun! That tickles me
1976 Datsun 280z The Rust makes it lighther
i talked to that dude yesterday lol its fake
but u should type FBI in caps
and omegle really sends a message saying its not the FBI
turbo lagg = the few seconds where the other guy thinks he is winning!
Obviously nobody in the world has ever copy and pasted text before.
You: pedobear?
Stranger: SHIT, FOUND ME
Stranger: MUST GO HIDE IN CHILDS ASS
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Val For President
R.I.P. Our Dear Leisa..
ASAP N.E. Chapter VP
No more supra
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NIKON Squad member| NikonD40
LOL wow
You: pedobear?
Stranger: rip michael jackson
You: bwhahahahah that was a good one
Stranger: high five, good job
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Val For President
R.I.P. Our Dear Leisa..
ASAP N.E. Chapter VP
No more supra
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NIKON Squad member| NikonD40
wow over the course of a day that website has blown up with spammers and crazy shit....i had someone posting the alaphabet letter by letter over and over
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