Hondachik VS. Buttons

[Mercer]

You're cute, you type as if you matter. Do you not remember your father inserting his dick in your ass as your mother videotaped? But it's ok, you were a worthless piece of accident before your father did to you, what he should've done to your mother when you were conceived. Is the only thing you can come up with, the fact that I had feelings for the girl I lost my virginity to? I realize you lost yours to your father, as I previously mentioned, but there's nothing wrong with how I have lived my life... excpet fucking a crazy bitch. Either way, I fucked her and now I don't have to put up with her shit... so sounds like I did pretty damn good.

That's a masterpiece of stupidity right there, tardfuck.
Your whimsical ability to bore the shit out of anybody is mighty blissful.

Not only have you just admitted to being the biggest loser on this site by confessing that you're an 18 year old cumsticle but that you also just now lost your virginity.
To a crazy slut at that!

Geez.
Let the whining commence.

[Catnip]

That's a masterpiece of stupidity right there, tardfuck.
Your whimsical ability to bore the shit out of anybody is mighty blissful.

Not only have you just admitted to being the biggest loser on this site by confessing that you're an 18 year old cumsticle but that you also just now lost your virginity.
To a crazy slut at that!

Geez.
Let the whining commence.

Fucking wow, I post the weakest shit ever and you can't even come up with a good come back? Get the fuck out of here, Alex wanna be.

[Mercer]

Fucking wow, I post the weakest shit ever and you can't even come up with a good come back? Get the fuck out of here, Alex wanna be.

You need to grow a set or fuck off.
Post-bombing avoidance and deflection tactics aren't going to make this go away for you.

You're a little kid who just now got his heart broken by a local whore.
And you're crying to a 28 year old about how much you love her and how sad you are but are too proud to let you emotions free.

Boo fucking boo, bitch.

[JITB]

You need to grow a set or fuck off.
Post-bombing avoidance and deflection tactics aren't going to make this go away for you.

You're a little kid who just now got his heart broken by a local whore.
And you're crying to a 28 year old about how much you love her and how sad you are but are too proud to let you emotions free.

Boo fucking boo, bitch.

NICE...

[Catnip]

You need to grow a set or fuck off.
Post-bombing avoidance and deflection tactics aren't going to make this go away for you.

Make what go away? The fact that you read the same post everyone else did, and think you're a genius for posting it towards me in a malicious manner? Get real, find out something no one knows, then post it.

You're a little kid who just now got his heart broken by a local whore.

Local to who?

And you're crying to a 28 year old about how much you love her and how sad you are but are too proud to let you emotions free.

Lol. Who?
Too proud to let my emotions free? You posted that I cried about a girl, then post I can't let my emotions free. Were you premature?

Boo fucking boo, bitch.

That... that was original.

[Nemesis]

Were you premature?

This has comedic value.

[Mercer]

Make... /emotional break down

Evan, you would have a lot better luck if you would have never forgotten the paperbag to put over your ugly mug of a girlfriend everynight...
Before you "inserted" your baby-penis inside the "wrong" hole and missed numerous times --- before actually hitting "the spot."

[Catnip]

Evan, you would have a lot better luck if you would have never forgotten the paperbag to put over your ugly mug of a girlfriend everynight...
Before you "inserted" your baby-penis inside the "wrong" hole and missed numerous times --- before actually hitting "the spot."

LOL.
Actually it went more like, "Um wow, you're definitely well-endowed" followed by, "how the fuck do you know what you're doing?".

But you know, make up whatever you'd like with your "creative writing."

[browningboy7]

LOL.
Actually it went more like, "Um wow, you're definitely well-endowed" followed by, "how the fuck do you know what you're doing?".

But you know, make up whatever you'd like with your "creative writing."

Did you tell her "You can thank IA and Red Light District"?

[Mercer]

LOL.
Actually it went more like, "Um wow, you're definitely well-endowed" followed by, "how the fuck do you know what you're doing?".

But you know, make up whatever you'd like with your "creative writing."

I see those porno videos came in handy.
You should thank your mother for providing you with them.

[JITB]

That's a masterpiece of stupidity right there, tardfuck.
Your whimsical ability to bore the shit out of anybody is mighty blissful.

Not only have you just admitted to being the biggest loser on this site by confessing that you're an 18 year old cumsticle but that you also just now lost your virginity.
To a crazy slut at that!

Geez.
Let the whining commence.

whats a cumsticle bro..

[Mercer]

whats a cumsticle bro..

Evan's favorite treat in the whole world.
The name is self-explanatory.