I dunno about epic, Unless you know something I don;t
I dunno about epic, Unless you know something I don;t
Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
Originally Posted by Echonova
You're cute, you type as if you matter. Do you not remember your father inserting his dick in your ass as your mother videotaped? But it's ok, you were a worthless piece of accident before your father did to you, what he should've done to your mother when you were conceived. Is the only thing you can come up with, the fact that I had feelings for the girl I lost my virginity to? I realize you lost yours to your father, as I previously mentioned, but there's nothing wrong with how I have lived my life... excpet fucking a crazy bitch. Either way, I fucked her and now I don't have to put up with her shit... so sounds like I did pretty damn good.Originally Posted by Mercer
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
People on this site find the smallest signs of ownage as EPIC!!Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
On IA I am the WFC.
So much pussy fighting going on in the WL lately
Lexus GS300
*grabs some popcorn*
That's a masterpiece of stupidity right there, tardfuck.Originally Posted by cgEvan
Your whimsical ability to bore the shit out of anybody is mighty blissful.
Not only have you just admitted to being the biggest loser on this site by confessing that you're an 18 year old cumsticle but that you also just now lost your virginity.
To a crazy slut at that!
Geez.
Let the whining commence.
Originally Posted by cgEvan
Big mistake... too much personal information for IA... this will haunt you forever...like when redgt told us his little brother beat his ass...lol
I think my little sister could beat RedGT's ass
Lexus GS300
i doubt that....lol alot of us dont care too much about evan's personal business..until it gets put out like this.Originally Posted by browningboy7
Fucking wow, I post the weakest shit ever and you can't even come up with a good come back? Get the fuck out of here, Alex wanna be.Originally Posted by Mercer
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
I lost my virginity to Brett
lol. Autumn made it her personal goal to make sure everyone knew... so I figured you got the memo.Originally Posted by JITB
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
whats a cumsticle bro..Originally Posted by Mercer
Originally Posted by cgEvan
holy shit you lost your virginity to autumn? How many bottles of beam did that take?
You need to grow a set or fuck off.Originally Posted by cgEvan
Post-bombing avoidance and deflection tactics aren't going to make this go away for you.
You're a little kid who just now got his heart broken by a local whore.
And you're crying to a 28 year old about how much you love her and how sad you are but are too proud to let you emotions free.
Boo fucking boo, bitch.
Originally Posted by Nemesis
um. lol. no.
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
Evan's favorite treat in the whole world.Originally Posted by JITB
The name is self-explanatory.
Originally Posted by Mercer
NICE...
Originally Posted by browningboy7
i bet you wont forget that smell...![]()
Make what go away? The fact that you read the same post everyone else did, and think you're a genius for posting it towards me in a malicious manner? Get real, find out something no one knows, then post it.Originally Posted by Mercer
Local to who?You're a little kid who just now got his heart broken by a local whore.
Lol. Who?And you're crying to a 28 year old about how much you love her and how sad you are but are too proud to let you emotions free.
Too proud to let my emotions free? You posted that I cried about a girl, then post I can't let my emotions free. Were you premature?
That... that was original.Boo fucking boo, bitch.
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
I would Mercer™ the hell out of Evan.
He needs to just fall back and continue crying about the slut who took his virginity away.
Originally Posted by cgEvan
This has comedic value.
Originally Posted by Mercer
Continue getting face pwned by a weak ass shit talker, motherfucker.
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
LOL damn i leave for an hour and it goes from buttons and hondachick to evan and who ever the fuck mercer is. LMFAO!!!!!!
Evan, you would have a lot better luck if you would have never forgotten the paperbag to put over your ugly mug of a girlfriend everynight...Originally Posted by cgEvan
Before you "inserted" your baby-penis inside the "wrong" hole and missed numerous times --- before actually hitting "the spot."
It doesn't matter about its length or its size, its how many times you can make it rise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha
Originally Posted by Mercer
LOL.
Actually it went more like, "Um wow, you're definitely well-endowed" followed by, "how the fuck do you know what you're doing?".
But you know, make up whatever you'd like with your "creative writing."
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
*laffsOriginally Posted by cgEvan
I don't know where you're coming up with that pwnage.
I have yet to see any.
LMFAO!!!!! poor thing. most girls don't but it depends on how you use your 2.5" lolOriginally Posted by browningboy7
Originally Posted by browningboy7
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I see those porno videos came in handy.Originally Posted by cgEvan
You should thank your mother for providing you with them.
laffs?Originally Posted by Mercer
So you are a premie
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
Originally Posted by Mercer
Hell yea.
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
Every man on earth watches porn and you know that you have watched your fair share of them. Don't act like you havent' gotten ideas from them.Originally Posted by Mercer