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04-30-2009, 03:50 PM
gtrmonkey

I dunno about epic, Unless you know something I don;t
04-30-2009, 03:52 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

Aren't you that gimp who's still crying over the fact that your ex-girlfriend Kayla dumped you and is now fucking that 28 year old rantoholic fucktard known as Vteckidd?
Your patheticness is now legendary, Evan.

You do know that you're scheduled next Monday to go to your psychologist for help, yes?
Make sure the batteries on your dildo are fresh so you can skull fuck yourself when you need inspiration to keep on living.

You're cute, you type as if you matter. Do you not remember your father inserting his dick in your ass as your mother videotaped? But it's ok, you were a worthless piece of accident before your father did to you, what he should've done to your mother when you were conceived. Is the only thing you can come up with, the fact that I had feelings for the girl I lost my virginity to? I realize you lost yours to your father, as I previously mentioned, but there's nothing wrong with how I have lived my life... excpet fucking a crazy bitch. Either way, I fucked her and now I don't have to put up with her shit... so sounds like I did pretty damn good.
04-30-2009, 03:53 PM
Mercer

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtrmonkey

I dunno about epic, Unless you know something I don;t

People on this site find the smallest signs of ownage as EPIC!!
On IA I am the WFC.
04-30-2009, 03:57 PM
SL33P3R

So much pussy fighting going on in the WL lately
04-30-2009, 03:58 PM
Nemesis

*grabs some popcorn*
04-30-2009, 03:58 PM
Mercer

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgEvan

You're cute, you type as if you matter. Do you not remember your father inserting his dick in your ass as your mother videotaped? But it's ok, you were a worthless piece of accident before your father did to you, what he should've done to your mother when you were conceived. Is the only thing you can come up with, the fact that I had feelings for the girl I lost my virginity to? I realize you lost yours to your father, as I previously mentioned, but there's nothing wrong with how I have lived my life... excpet fucking a crazy bitch. Either way, I fucked her and now I don't have to put up with her shit... so sounds like I did pretty damn good.

That's a masterpiece of stupidity right there, tardfuck.
Your whimsical ability to bore the shit out of anybody is mighty blissful.

Not only have you just admitted to being the biggest loser on this site by confessing that you're an 18 year old cumsticle but that you also just now lost your virginity.
To a crazy slut at that!

Geez.
Let the whining commence.
04-30-2009, 03:59 PM
JITB

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgEvan

You're cute, you type as if you matter. Do you not remember your father inserting his dick in your ass as your mother videotaped? But it's ok, you were a worthless piece of accident before your father did to you, what he should've done to your mother when you were conceived. Is the only thing you can come up with, the fact that I had feelings for the girl I lost my virginity to?I realize you lost yours to your father, as I previously mentioned, but there's nothing wrong with how I have lived my life... excpet fucking a crazy bitch. Either way, I fucked her and now I don't have to put up with her shit... so sounds like I did pretty damn good.

Big mistake... too much personal information for IA... this will haunt you forever...like when redgt told us his little brother beat his ass...lol
04-30-2009, 04:00 PM
browningboy7

Quote:

Originally Posted by JITB

Big mistake... too much personal information for IA... this will haunt you forever...like when redgt told us his little brother beat his ass...lol

Everyone already knew, It's nothing new. :love:
04-30-2009, 04:01 PM
SL33P3R

I think my little sister could beat RedGT's ass
04-30-2009, 04:01 PM
JITB

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Originally Posted by browningboy7

Everyone already knew, It's nothing new. :love:

i doubt that....lol alot of us dont care too much about evan's personal business..until it gets put out like this.
04-30-2009, 04:01 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

That's a masterpiece of stupidity right there, tardfuck.
Your whimsical ability to bore the shit out of anybody is mighty blissful.

Not only have you just admitted to being the biggest loser on this site by confessing that you're an 18 year old cumsticle but that you also just now lost your virginity.
To a crazy slut at that!

Geez.
Let the whining commence.

Fucking wow, I post the weakest shit ever and you can't even come up with a good come back? Get the fuck out of here, Alex wanna be.
04-30-2009, 04:02 PM
Nemesis

I lost my virginity to Brett
04-30-2009, 04:02 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by JITB

Big mistake... too much personal information for IA... this will haunt you forever...like when redgt told us his little brother beat his ass...lol

lol. Autumn made it her personal goal to make sure everyone knew... so I figured you got the memo.
04-30-2009, 04:03 PM
JITB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

That's a masterpiece of stupidity right there, tardfuck.
Your whimsical ability to bore the shit out of anybody is mighty blissful.

Not only have you just admitted to being the biggest loser on this site by confessing that you're an 18 year old cumsticle but that you also just now lost your virginity.
To a crazy slut at that!

Geez.
Let the whining commence.

whats a cumsticle bro..
04-30-2009, 04:03 PM
Nemesis

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgEvan

lol. Autumn made it her personal goal to make sure everyone knew... so I figured you got the memo.

holy shit you lost your virginity to autumn? How many bottles of beam did that take?
04-30-2009, 04:04 PM
Mercer

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgEvan

Fucking wow, I post the weakest shit ever and you can't even come up with a good come back? Get the fuck out of here, Alex wanna be.

You need to grow a set or fuck off.
Post-bombing avoidance and deflection tactics aren't going to make this go away for you.

You're a little kid who just now got his heart broken by a local whore.
And you're crying to a 28 year old about how much you love her and how sad you are but are too proud to let you emotions free.

Boo fucking boo, bitch.
04-30-2009, 04:04 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemesis

holy shit you lost your virginity to autumn? How many bottles of beam did that take?

um. lol. no.
04-30-2009, 04:05 PM
browningboy7

I lost mine to a fatty, wtf ever.
04-30-2009, 04:06 PM
Mercer

Quote:

Originally Posted by JITB

whats a cumsticle bro..

Evan's favorite treat in the whole world.
The name is self-explanatory.
04-30-2009, 04:06 PM
JITB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

You need to grow a set or fuck off.
Post-bombing avoidance and deflection tactics aren't going to make this go away for you.

You're a little kid who just now got his heart broken by a local whore.
And you're crying to a 28 year old about how much you love her and how sad you are but are too proud to let you emotions free.

Boo fucking boo, bitch.

NICE...
04-30-2009, 04:07 PM
JITB

Quote:

Originally Posted by browningboy7

I lost mine to a fatty, wtf ever.

i bet you wont forget that smell... :lmfao:
04-30-2009, 04:07 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

You need to grow a set or fuck off.
Post-bombing avoidance and deflection tactics aren't going to make this go away for you.

Make what go away? The fact that you read the same post everyone else did, and think you're a genius for posting it towards me in a malicious manner? Get real, find out something no one knows, then post it.

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You're a little kid who just now got his heart broken by a local whore.

Local to who?

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And you're crying to a 28 year old about how much you love her and how sad you are but are too proud to let you emotions free.

Lol. Who?
Too proud to let my emotions free? You posted that I cried about a girl, then post I can't let my emotions free. Were you premature?

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Boo fucking boo, bitch.

That... that was original.
04-30-2009, 04:08 PM
browningboy7

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Originally Posted by JITB

i bet you wont forget that smell... :lmfao:

The smell of 151+Fat Chick= :sicks:
04-30-2009, 04:09 PM
Mercer

I would Mercer™ the hell out of Evan.
He needs to just fall back and continue crying about the slut who took his virginity away.
04-30-2009, 04:09 PM
Nemesis

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgEvan

Were you premature?

This has comedic value.
04-30-2009, 04:10 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

I would Mercer™ the hell out of Evan.
He needs to just fall back and continue crying about the slut who took his virginity away.

Continue getting face pwned by a weak ass shit talker, motherfucker.
04-30-2009, 04:12 PM
NVEOUS

LOL damn i leave for an hour and it goes from buttons and hondachick to evan and who ever the fuck mercer is. LMFAO!!!!!!
04-30-2009, 04:13 PM
Mercer

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgEvan

Make... /emotional break down

Evan, you would have a lot better luck if you would have never forgotten the paperbag to put over your ugly mug of a girlfriend everynight...
Before you "inserted" your baby-penis inside the "wrong" hole and missed numerous times --- before actually hitting "the spot."
04-30-2009, 04:14 PM
NVEOUS

It doesn't matter about its length or its size, its how many times you can make it rise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha
04-30-2009, 04:15 PM
browningboy7

Quote:

Originally Posted by NVEOUS

It doesn't matter about its length or its size, its how many times you can make it rise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha

My gf does NOT believe in this...FML. :no:
04-30-2009, 04:15 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

Evan, you would have a lot better luck if you would have never forgotten the paperbag to put over your ugly mug of a girlfriend everynight...
Before you "inserted" your baby-penis inside the "wrong" hole and missed numerous times --- before actually hitting "the spot."

LOL.
Actually it went more like, "Um wow, you're definitely well-endowed" followed by, "how the fuck do you know what you're doing?".

But you know, make up whatever you'd like with your "creative writing."
04-30-2009, 04:16 PM
Mercer

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgEvan

Continue getting face pwned by a weak ass shit talker, motherfucker.

*laffs

I don't know where you're coming up with that pwnage.
I have yet to see any.
04-30-2009, 04:16 PM
NVEOUS

Quote:

Originally Posted by browningboy7

My gf does NOT believe in this...FML. :no:

LMFAO!!!!! poor thing. most girls don't but it depends on how you use your 2.5" lol
04-30-2009, 04:16 PM
browningboy7

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Originally Posted by cgEvan

LOL.
Actually it went more like, "Um wow, you're definitely well-endowed" followed by, "how the fuck do you know what you're doing?".

But you know, make up whatever you'd like with your "creative writing."

Did you tell her "You can thank IA and Red Light District"? :lmfao::lmfao:
04-30-2009, 04:17 PM
NVEOUS

Quote:

Originally Posted by browningboy7

Did you tell her "You can thank IA and Red Light District"? :lmfao::lmfao:

:lmao:
04-30-2009, 04:17 PM
Mercer

Quote:

Originally Posted by cgEvan

LOL.
Actually it went more like, "Um wow, you're definitely well-endowed" followed by, "how the fuck do you know what you're doing?".

But you know, make up whatever you'd like with your "creative writing."

I see those porno videos came in handy.
You should thank your mother for providing you with them.
04-30-2009, 04:18 PM
browningboy7

Quote:

Originally Posted by NVEOUS

LMFAO!!!!! poor thing. most girls don't but it depends on how you use your 2.5" lol

Indeed, Just gotta spend a little more time down below! lmfao
04-30-2009, 04:18 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

*laffs

I don't know where you're coming up with that pwnage.
I have yet to see any.

laffs?

So you are a premie
04-30-2009, 04:19 PM
Catnip

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

I see those porno videos came in handy.
You should thank your mother for providing you with them.

Hell yea.
04-30-2009, 04:20 PM
NVEOUS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercer

I see those porno videos came in handy.
You should thank your mother for providing you with them.

Every man on earth watches porn and you know that you have watched your fair share of them. Don't act like you havent' gotten ideas from them.

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