Hondachik VS. Buttons

[Catnip]

Here's something that this forum knows nothing about.
Something that a real flamers forum likes to call: A Story Flame.

Enjoy...

One day.

Evan walked into a dark area near his favorite public bathroom and waited for his usual male client to take him by the hand into their favorite stall where Evan would tongue plow the old man's hairy stinkditch for pocket change.
Evan, began to fondle himself in anticipation and began to drift off back 6 years in time to the moment he was forced to tongue plow his first hairy stink ditch.
He then remembered how his mother sat on his 10 year old face after wrestling him into submission after she caught him beating off in her jar of face cream while wearing his dad's jock over his face.
Evan could smell his mom's unwiped ass as he became aware of a hand on his shoulder.
He turned as a straight razor sliced thru one cheek then the other.
He was pushed to the ground and began to struggle with his attacker but with a hole in each cheek he could not breathe unless he covered each hole with his hands.
When he did use his hands to cover the holes in order to breathe his attacker
sliced him again and again until Evan, with 3 broken bottles of Zima jammed into his rectum, no nipples, and a steel spike buried in one eye socket, became an dickless gay hate crime homicide statistic.

Top that, little man.

Do you have some cliffs for that fucking wall of faggotry, faggot?


Judging from what Bitch said, I actually don't care. lol

[Mercer]

Evan's just trying to recover from getting dumped by kayla.
Shit didn't this all go down weeks ago?

And he's still not over it?

["B"]

my BMW brings all the bitches to the bedroom...

dont tell my GF i said that lol

I will tell her tonight.




wut?

[Catnip]

Evan's just trying to recover from getting dumped by kayla.
Shit didn't this all go down weeks ago?

And he's still not over it?

I think you're the only one not over it.

[Amy Kizama]

Sit down, bitch.
I do all the pimping around here now.

really? ALLL the pimping. well that would explain why the bitches seem to avoid this site then... you're pimp hand is about as weak sos as your ride i'm sure. what a frickin fail of a sentence. "i do all the pimping around here" what a laughable comment.

[MINI]

Evan's just trying to recover from getting dumped by kayla.
Shit didn't this all go down weeks ago?

And he's still not over it?

Fuck off you sorry piece of shit. Instead of talkin on the internet, how about you give out an address or a meeting place, fuckin pussy

[MINI]

my BMW brings all the bitches to the bedroom...

dont tell my GF i said that lol

didnt plan on it, didnt think you had one lol jk

["B"]

None of you bitches in here are going to fight anyway.


Back to the 3 bitches fighting!!!

[Catnip]

Fuck off you sorry piece of shit. Instead of talkin on the internet, how about you give out an address or a meeting place, fuckin pussy

He's not looking to be stood up more.

[oneSLOWex]

really? ALLL the pimping. well that would explain why the bitches seem to avoid this site then... you're pimp hand is about as weak sos as your ride i'm sure. what a frickin fail of a sentence. "i do all the pimping around here" what a laughable comment.

[Mercer]

really? ALLL the pimping. well that would explain why the bitches seem to avoid this site then... you're pimp hand is about as weak sos as your ride i'm sure. what a frickin fail of a sentence. "i do all the pimping around here" what a laughable comment.

Now comes the animated gimmick.
Here to save Evan from the boiling lava.

Fuck off.
Your lack of skills is providing nothing but boredom over here.

[Buttons]

lol. Autumn made it her personal goal to make sure everyone knew... so I figured you got the memo.

oh, i never said you had feelings for her. just you finally lost your virginity. good job by the way. i knew you had it in you. lol

[Jason..]

Hey buddy

[Catnip]

None of you bitches in here are going to fight anyway.


Back to the 3 bitches fighting!!!

I say we throw down, me and you, bitch.

[Mercer]

Fuck off you sorry piece of shit. Instead of talkin on the internet, how about you give out an address or a meeting place, fuckin pussy

ROFL

Let's fight --- suuuure!

Do you know what Flaming is?

[NVEOUS]

Sit down, bitch.
I do all the pimping around here now.

You might want to rethink where the fuck you are!!!!!!!

[Catnip]

Now comes the animated gimmick.
Here to save Evan from the boiling lava.

Fuck off.
Your lack of skills is providing nothing but boredom over here.

Dude, seriously, my nuts have already dropped, they don't need you hanging from them.

["B"]

oh, i never said you had feelings for her. just you finally lost your virginity. good job by the way. i knew you had it in you. lol

I call bullshit. Not Evan. Impossible.

[MINI]

oh, i never said you had feelings for her. just you finally lost your virginity. good job by the way. i knew you had it in you. lol

thats what she said.


I love you btw

[Mercer]

oh, i never said you had feelings for her. just you finally lost your virginity. good job by the way. i knew you had it in you. lol

You're telling me that it's true?
This shittard just now lost his virginity?

ROFL!

["B"]

I say we throw down, me and you, bitch.

bwahahahahaha








You are joking, right?

lmfao



You don't want any of this.

[Catnip]

Do you know what Flaming is?

You, faggot.

[Catnip]

You don't want any of this.

Neither did she.

[Mercer]

You might want to rethink where the fuck you are!!!!!!!

I'm on a forum known as IA.
A weak site full of fartcan owning fucks.

[NVEOUS]

ROFL

Let's fight --- suuuure!

Do you know what Flaming is?

I think this guy is like 15. Has to be with all this BULLSHIT in here.

["B"]

Neither did she.

That's why I called bullshit on you losing yoru virginity. lol

[Amy Kizama]

Now comes the animated gimmick.
Here to save Evan from the boiling lava.

Fuck off.
Your lack of skills is providing nothing but boredom over here.

riiiight the animated gimmick. who said i was fuckin here to save evan. i don't give a fuck about him, i came in here cause someone told me there was some bitch trying to get his e thug on in a thread. please. don't think that i was here to be a captain save a bitch, this is IA, stand up or sit the fuck down on your own, no one's here to save your ass.

let me tell you, you've truly inspired me to leave with your lack luster quip and short comings with your insult. you're lack of skills is providing nothing but boredom over here... wow man just wow. @ least make it something worth reading like.... you're a fuckin illegal burrito muncher and you're sad because it seems like your reputation on IA has been so tarnished and smudged around like your moms twat that no one on here cares about your snide little comments anymore and your lack of intelligence when it comes to insult. take the first bus back to central america chihuahua.

[MINI]

I AM MAKING A MOTHER FUCKING MILKSHAKE.

[Amy Kizama]

good. make me one while your @ it.

[NVEOUS]

Where's mine bitch!!!!!!!

["B"]

I AM MAKING A MOTHER FUCKING MILKSHAKE.

Good bitch, now make everyone else one.

[oneSLOWex]

in for teh milkshake

[Buttons]

wtf happened here?

[Amy Kizama]

i hijacked your thread bitch, now get to walkin.

["B"]

wtf happened here?

Everyone is fighting on who will be the next dick in your ass.

[Catnip]

That's why I called bullshit on you losing yoru virginity. lol

to you forever from me to you.

["B"]

to you forever from me to you.

Smart man. I would have stopped with the fight talk too if I were you.

[MINI]

did everyone get their milkshake in there reps?


AND I LOVE YOU AUTUMN

[Buttons]

"B" - um no, i'm with someone. and that's just grose.



Amy - this isn't even my thread. this is evan's.

[Master Shake]

is it me or is this "B" dude talking shit in every post he makes?