Indeed, Just gotta spend a little more time down below! lmfaoOriginally Posted by NVEOUS
All women love that shit!!!!!Originally Posted by browningboy7
What in the Fk
shits crazy man. lol
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Wow Mercer (TM)'d himself and his style of merk? WUT? Mercer u lost credit automatically, u cannot be a coolcat (tm)
CHASE ->>> WHAT MATTERS
I love PORN?
Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
Originally Posted by Echonova
What is going on here!
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Why dont you get a cool boss who doesnt care what you look at at work
Lexus GS300
Originally Posted by browningboy7
reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
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I think mercers 24 posts has all been directed towards Evan
Anyone else think so??
LOL who doesn't want evans mangina???? Everyone is always after him.Originally Posted by browningboy7
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Originally Posted by browningboy7
QFT
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
I decided to stop lurking and post.Originally Posted by NVEOUS
And yesterday I read this long rant that Vteckidd posted and one of the main topics was...
Evan's slanderous spittle-slobbering tardass.
So you saw I struck a nerve too? LOLOriginally Posted by Mercer
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
So what I am gathering here is...That you want to have an all testicle 3sum with Vtec and Evan...? If that's how you sling your pipe bro then do you..! Just don't bring the rest of IA in on your little homo turd pushing contests...Because that is in fact not a contest we want to judge.Originally Posted by Mercer
Evolution took over 1 billion years to fashion your genitalia.Originally Posted by browningboy7
What the fuck was it thinking? Obviously it was not thinking according to Darwin, that's why your penis is ugly.
And that's why you love porn.
You and that other NVEOUS twat.
Now kindly go fuck yourself --- as no one else ever will.
Only nerve you struck was when you were busy licking my taint.Originally Posted by cgEvan
Which felt amazing!
wait, to you, there's a good looking penis?Originally Posted by Mercer
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'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
So lets see, In one post you admitted to seeing my cock...and getting your taint licked by another male and obviously thoroughly enjoyed both.Originally Posted by Mercer
First off you sick fucking homo, Don't come in here running that cocksucker talking about shit you don't even have the slightest clues about. Go back to your trailer chugging 40s with Ma and Pa because they are the only inbred sister fucking backwoods billy bob fucking rednecks that will ever put up with your homo-incestuous erotica behavior, Mainly because you let them participate.
PS:Tell that backwoods oversized clit /undersized cock having Ma of yours to stop letting you eat all the lucky charms out of her asshole...I'm sick of coming over and not being able to eat my damn cereal.
Why don't you just get off his ass about it. I really think your just jelous that he got kayla or something. I mean really. He did his time, he's getting over it, or is already over it and you just keep bringing it up. Yes Vteckkidd did post a thread about it telling EVERYONE that he didn't take kayla or whatever and that they were just friends to get the mother fuckin facts straight.Originally Posted by Mercer
Honestly you fucking yeast-infested tardstick, I don't even know who Kayla is or how she looks.Originally Posted by NVEOUS
I pull more ass than any of you assmunchers could in one year.
So believe me when I say this:
I AM BORED AT WORK --- SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW ME A GUUD TIME!
SO since you pull so MUCH fuckin PUSSY then why are you askin someone to show you a good time!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And I never said I loved porn you cunt nugget. You can make assumptions all you want, but at the end of the day I will have your so called girl with me and leave you beaten down and cryin for your mother fuckin mommy.Originally Posted by Mercer
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I do have a man-crush on Evan.
And we all know who the bitch is in this relationship.
Evan! Keep quiet, before I jack-hammer your head into the concrete pavement and plant pretty plastic flowers up your ass.
The way I feel about is mercer, Is try to pull a manic But failed You don't how many Manics wannabe we have.
But anyways Cgevan I have no clue what happen but that non of my bussiness bro. If Vtak took your girl, Then let it go
Originally Posted by TheDrunkScotsman
Originally Posted by Echonova
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA AA!!Originally Posted by gtrmonkey
Maniac?!
He's the tool who invited me to this forum in the first place!
Him and I have gone at it over at the RB. He lost.
And so will all of you -- real soon.
ROFLROFL!!
This is too funny!
I'm about to serve each and every one of you manmilk-gargling gimpzoids.
And if you think you're able to serve me, you're fucking crazy because if I ever got served it'd have to be by a waiter.
I have an hour before I leave work.
Someone please spark up some flames.
What a major letdown of a post, Really...That's it? Come on now you fucking twat waffle. I know you've got it in you somewhere. Just stick your thumb in your mouth blow realllllll hard, Make those balls drop and let those fingers start typing!Originally Posted by Mercer
You sick cunt!Originally Posted by browningboy7
That was fantastic. You have talent.
There's enough flames from you to burn this bitch down, Faggot.Originally Posted by Mercer
No but really, go ahead and write your "creative" story that has nothing to do with me. And let me guess, back in middle school, you were the little queer kid in the "league of overactive imaginations", with all the other faggots that got it in the butt when you weren't getting the shit beat out of by everyone else.
'92 C2500 6.5 Turbo Diesel | '96 240sx
Here's something that this forum knows nothing about.Originally Posted by cgEvan
Something that a real flamers forum likes to call: A Story Flame.
Enjoy...
One day.
Evan walked into a dark area near his favorite public bathroom and waited for his usual male client to take him by the hand into their favorite stall where Evan would tongue plow the old man's hairy stinkditch for pocket change.
Evan, began to fondle himself in anticipation and began to drift off back 6 years in time to the moment he was forced to tongue plow his first hairy stink ditch.
He then remembered how his mother sat on his 10 year old face after wrestling him into submission after she caught him beating off in her jar of face cream while wearing his dad's jock over his face.
Evan could smell his mom's unwiped ass as he became aware of a hand on his shoulder.
He turned as a straight razor sliced thru one cheek then the other.
He was pushed to the ground and began to struggle with his attacker but with a hole in each cheek he could not breathe unless he covered each hole with his hands.
When he did use his hands to cover the holes in order to breathe his attacker
sliced him again and again until Evan, with 3 broken bottles of Zima jammed into his rectum, no nipples, and a steel spike buried in one eye socket, became an dickless gay hate crime homicide statistic.
Top that, little man.
I HATE Evan, but that was dumb as fuck. GTFOOriginally Posted by Mercer
Originally Posted by redGT