Quote Originally Posted by Mercer
Evan, you would have a lot better luck if you would have never forgotten the paperbag to put over your ugly mug of a girlfriend everynight...
Before you "inserted" your baby-penis inside the "wrong" hole and missed numerous times --- before actually hitting "the spot."

LOL.
Actually it went more like, "Um wow, you're definitely well-endowed" followed by, "how the fuck do you know what you're doing?".

But you know, make up whatever you'd like with your "creative writing."