If you hate twilight..

[egpower904]

then we are in the same boat. me and some friends are gonna make a youtube parody short. every girl i know is going crazy saying how hot all the guys are from twilight, well our version will appeal to the guys: girls making out, blowin shit up, etc. hope this turns out well and maybe goes viral on youtube. party city here we come, we need fangs!

[jhadleyh]

repped

[punkr6]

good luck fella's....

[egpower904]

and this is mainly to show my first try w/ photoshop just got it. thanks dude.

[ItsBlack]

make sure those bitches making out are covered in glitter

[egpower904]

yes because vampires sparkle for some reason...

[VIP Style]

you guys are the shit for this one lmao, twilight can suck it! especially that new guy. i saw in a magazine that he didnt even want to hold his own umbrella to keep from getting wet!

[eraser4g63]

So apparently Fags and vampires are synonymous?

[egpower904]

yes they are

[imprtguy_94]

lol daniel its gonna be freakin awesome haha

[uproot]

here's some inspiration

http://www.givememyremote.com/remote...wilight-spoof/ <LOL

[egpower904]

HAHAHAH nice thanks. we found a girl that kinda looks like bella!

[ekcivic1991]

i dont know how you and your friends are on funny homo shit
but a insinuated fake Deliverance seen would be hilarious.

[95alty]

Man Fuck twilight.... my girl been reading and watching those gay ass shits. Its all about a 300 year old vampire molestering a 16year old vampire who sodomizes oversized mutts.

[boostedb16]

yes because vampires sparkle for some reason...

i just got thru watching the forsaken and those vampires like every other vampire exploded when sunlight hit them. must be only gay vampires sparkle lol.

[boostedb16]

HAHAHAH nice thanks. we found a girl that kinda looks like bella!

damn you just had to name drop lol..............

[boostedb16]

this is how the first one should have ended.

[Warlock]

doityouwontdoit i will link that vid everywhere if its good!

[87 Turbo II]

I fucking hate all the vampire hype and the sudden craze for them out of NOWHERE in 2008.(Tue Blood, Twilight, etc.) My crazy ass ex girlfriend took a razor blade to me like I'm emo or some shit while we were doing some kinky tied up shit,and with my hands bound I couldn't really stop her and she drank my blood from some deep ass cuts(now scars) on my leg so forgive me for hating Twilight, it's fans, and for the fact that SOO many girls have a thing for vampires that pretty much anyone who I end up with will be a fan and some part of me will always be afraid of it now. I don't even get the sexyness that some girls try to link to vampires. Damn I'll kiss your neck, that whole pulling a chick;s head back and hair aside to give her a hicky is the only thing sexy I see portrayed in vampire sex novels and shit, but what is appealing about a glow in the dark glitter boyfriend with pale ass skin who drinks blood. Sounds like your typical world of warcraft playing arts and crafts expert who likes his steaks cooked very rare.[/rant]

Summary: I hate vampires....

Oh yeah..... I fukkin hate Twilight.

[boostedb16]

Oh yeah..... I fukkin hate Twilight.

are you serious about her drinking your blood?

[ForgottenSoL]

this is how the first one should have ended.

LOL AHHH HA HA HA +1

[ForgottenSoL]

are you serious about her drinking your blood?

We must have dated the same chic!!! :boobies:

[87 Turbo II]

are you serious about her drinking your blood?

yeah. I've got the scars to prove it too. Look up sanguinarians (that's probably spelled incorrectly but I'm sure google would autotype correct it). She thinks she's one of them. Some wing of the community that has an urge to drink blood. The cravings are addiction like. Most "sangs" "autofeed", or drink their own blood, my ex did and I just thought she was a cutter, and I was always trying to help her. She was having one of the cravings, and convinced me to experiment around with being tied up, and I'm game for kinky stuff so whatever but I found out because she was "thirsty" it was a plan to feed off another(me) which is apparently much more satisfying than "autofeeding". She showed me a bunch of things that had no real valid credibility(like studies by anonymous parties, and no University names or anything like that, usually found through Sang forums, and yes those exist), but said most "sangs" are people with blood iron deficiency or enemic, so they drink blood to put more iron into their system. I guess she was trying to convince me it's medical, and explain the urges to me, and why she was always fascinated with the sight of blood. I tried to love her and support her even after finding this out, but when you let something this heavy out on someone, and THEN cheat on them, you just let a secret out to the wrong person. I didn't break up for the blood and sang stuff but it definitely freaked me out. She was crazy though, beyond the blood craze which may or may not actually be medical and under her control, but her love of vampire movies, shows, books, apparel, art, sex fantasies and all that shit say to me that it is just a phase.

[boostedb16]

thats fucking crazy.

[AnthonyF]

+39

I hate every fucking bitch talking about how GREAT it is, how sexy they are, etc... Shit gets old. Shut the fuck up, dumb cunts. Only vampire movie is Underworld.

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87 turbo II - pics bro! Lets see them and of her!

-Ant.

[87 Turbo II]

Pics of her that I took:








scar pics I might post, I just need to take a pic haha. The camera is putup and dissasembled and a DSLR is all I've got.

[AnthonyF]

Pics of her that I took:

scar pics I might post, I just need to take a pic haha. The camera is putup and dissasembled and a DSLR is all I've got.

Like the "flammable" one. lol.

I have scars from my asian bitch on my arm where she dug her nails into me deep as fuck. Oh well, they look cool now.

-Ant

[egpower904]

this is how the first one should have ended.

hahah wow repped. we are writing shit atm ill let yall know. will probly do a trailer type thing.

[Glides]

The books are the worst type of pre-teen age shit i've ever tried to read. The movies are poorly filmed, shoddily edited and crappy.

But, to their defense. They are genius in terms of Money.

Think about it. New Moon had the third largest opening in US History. Behind Spiderman 4 and The Dark Knight. But when you factor in the cost to make it......it blows them away. Cost them $50 Million to make that cinematic trash. They make what? $120 Million or so opening weekend. All from a production company that has only been in business for 3 years.

Paramount is kicking theirselves in their ass right now since they sold the rights to the movie to them.

[boostedb16]

+39

I hate every fucking bitch talking about how GREAT it is, how sexy they are, etc... Shit gets old. Shut the fuck up, dumb cunts. Only vampire movie is Underworld.

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87 turbo II - pics bro! Lets see them and of her!

-Ant.

no shit, i have friend that he and his wife made fun of people over the twilight bull shit just like i do but now that new moon has came out and they figured out that "it's the cool thing to do" so there dumb ass's have watched it 4 times already.

[egpower904]

"it's the cool thing to do"

peerpressure peerpressure peerpressure ...