
Originally Posted by
87 Turbo II
I fucking hate all the vampire hype and the sudden craze for them out of NOWHERE in 2008.(Tue Blood, Twilight, etc.) My crazy ass ex girlfriend took a razor blade to me like I'm emo or some shit while we were doing some kinky tied up shit,and with my hands bound I couldn't really stop her and she drank my blood from some deep ass cuts(now scars) on my leg so forgive me for hating Twilight, it's fans, and for the fact that SOO many girls have a thing for vampires that pretty much anyone who I end up with will be a fan and some part of me will always be afraid of it now. I don't even get the sexyness that some girls try to link to vampires. Damn I'll kiss your neck, that whole pulling a chick;s head back and hair aside to give her a hicky is the only thing sexy I see portrayed in vampire sex novels and shit, but what is appealing about a glow in the dark glitter boyfriend with pale ass skin who drinks blood. Sounds like your typical world of warcraft playing arts and crafts expert who likes his steaks cooked very rare.[/rant]
Summary: I hate vampires....