Let me teach you all the first lesson in cramerolicism

If there is a god... it all comes down to morality... If you are a shitty person, you will get what you deserve. If you are a decent moral person, you are set.

There are so many religious sects and so many variations that picking one is just rediculous. You're telling me that "god" would say this at the gates?: "Oh sorry John, it appears you lived a clean and moral life under the teachings of buddism. The correct answer was christianity, so make way for charles manson who killed a shit load of people and turned to me after being jailed for his mis-doings... That elevator down the hallway on your right... Take that to the bottom floor... Charles, feel free to grab some refreshments from our juice bar and enjoy the many rollercoasters and water-rides at heaven land."