whats red and bubbly and scratches at glass?

a baby in a microwave

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whats the diffrence between a black man, and a large pizza?

a pizza can feet a family of four.

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what do ya call a line of mexicans holding hands?

spicket fence

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how are a blonde and a screendoor simalar?

the morre you slam them the looser it gets

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whats the diffrence between a ferrari and a bag of dead babies?

i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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how do ya hide 100 bucks from a black man?

put it under his work boots

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the above was for entertainment only.. no offence should be taken by the previous jokes.. heheh