Translating Liberal Speak to English

Rights = Whatever policies I happen to favor this week.
Civil rights = Same as rights, with emphasis
Oppression = Advocacy or implementation of policies that I don't favor.
Propaganda = Facts and data that supports an opposing view.
You have an agenda = You disagree with me.
Right wing extremist = A person who disagrees with me.
Intolerance = Disagreement with my point of view.
Bigot = Anyone who is intolerant (see #7).
Rich = You have a job.
Filthy rich = You have two jobs.
Obscenely rich = You provide jobs.
Greedy = You have your hand in your OWN pocket.
Republican cuts = The Republicans are going to stop us from buying our targeted constituency votes with the public's tax money.
Revenue enhancement = You pay more taxes.
Victim = A member of targeted constituency
Justice = Implementation of policies we favor for our targeted constituency.
Economic justice = Providing an economic benefit to a victim (see #15).
Balanced journalist = 10% of the people to his left complain about his bias as loudly as the 90% to his right.