How can you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up
How can you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up
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Why wasn't JFK a good boxer?
He couldn't take a shot to the head
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What do Christopher Reeves and Catherine the Great have in common?
They both like to go down on a horse
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Why can't Helen Keller have any babies?
- Becuase she's dead!
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Whats a priest's favorite type of meat?
Altar Boy
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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew
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How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.
What's Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter' -Ben
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny
What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
What do you say to a black Jew?
Get to the back of the oven
how do you start a jewish parade?
roll a penny down a hill.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up
Whey do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
Why did the jews first enjoy the consentration camps?
Free food and no rent
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