Don't you hate it when.....

[BluesClues]

^^^ ewwww

[ahmonrah]

dont you hate when have to fart and just when you thought it was safe to do so, ya ass got other ideas, and you have to go to "EMERGENCY CLENCH!!" mode??!!

dont front, i know ya mofos had to fart and almost splat on ya self!!

[BluesClues]

dont you hate when have to fart and just when you thought it was safe to do so, ya ass got other ideas, and you have to go to "EMERGENCY CLENCH!!" mode??!!

dont front, i know ya mofos had to fart and almost splat on ya self!!

Or when you have to fart soooo bad you have stomach cramps and you have a lot of people around you so you try to let one slide (thinking it will be silent) and that shit be loud as hell?!

[R.Kelly]

dont you hate when have to fart and just when you thought it was safe to do so, ya ass got other ideas, and you have to go to "EMERGENCY CLENCH!!" mode??!!

dont front, i know ya mofos had to fart and almost splat on ya self!!

DATS RITE!!!!

[ahmonrah]

that didnt just happen to me, but while we talking about crazy stuff, i figured i'd bring that up, it's a universal experience!

[ahmonrah]

Or when you have to fart soooo bad you have stomach cramps and you have a lot of people around you so you try to let one slide (thinking it will be silent) and that shit be loud as hell?!

bwahahahahaha!!!!! . no! no! how bout, you get with someone for the first time and y'all on a date. whatever you ate, you gotta fart soooooo bad but you dont wanna do it 'cause it might be a "bad one" and y'all dont know eachother anyway, you build up soooo much pressure you sitting there trying to be cool but squirmin, with that "oh god this hurts!!!!" look cause you holding it in!!!!!

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

dont you hate when have to fart and just when you thought it was safe to do so, ya ass got other ideas, and you have to go to "EMERGENCY CLENCH!!" mode??!!

dont front, i know ya mofos had to fart and almost splat on ya self!!

you've shat on yourself!!!

when I need to take a shit... my arse starts sweating..

[Sammich]

Actually you are following me

yea and no..im e-following u..but its fun, cuz i like the avatar

[Sammich]

IBS ftl!

cam'ron had IBS LIRL..'thats irritable bowel child'

[Sammich]

^^^ ewwww

nobody's above u

[Sammich]

dont you hate when have to fart and just when you thought it was safe to do so, ya ass got other ideas, and you have to go to "EMERGENCY CLENCH!!" mode??!!

dont front, i know ya mofos had to fart and almost splat on ya self!!

oooooo...it sprayed

[Sammich]

Or when you have to fart soooo bad you have stomach cramps and you have a lot of people around you so you try to let one slide (thinking it will be silent) and that shit be loud as hell?!

no thats just u

[ahmonrah]

[QUOTE=ORGANIZATIONXIII] you've shat on yourself!!![/QUOTE]

nah son, i had to go soo bad though, that i was standing there undoin my belt doin the 2-step!!!! but i made it yo!!!!

when I need to take a shit... my arse starts sweating..

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Sammich]

[QUOTE=ahmonrah]

you've shat on yourself!!![/QUOTE]nah son, it came on soo fast though, that i was standing there undoin my belt doin the 2-step!!!! but i made it yo!!!!



BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[BluesClues]

bwahahahahaha!!!!! . no! no! how bout, you get with someone for the first time and y'all on a date. whatever you ate, you gotta fart soooooo bad but you dont wanna do it 'cause it might be a "bad one" and y'all dont know eachother anyway, you build up soooo much pressure you sitting there trying to be cool but squirmin, with that "oh god this hurts!!!!" look cause you holding it in!!!!!

Oh shit Oh shit! I can't breath
What about when you let one out all silent around people you don't know or just met and that shit be stank as hell. You be trying to fan it or blow it away?!

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

prairie doggin'

[ahmonrah]

oooooo...it sprayed

bwahahahahaaa!!! nah dawg!! no spray dawg!

[Sammich]

Oh shit Oh shit! I can't breath
What about when you let one out all silent around people you don't know or just met and that shit be stank as hell. You be trying to fan it or blow it away?!

the difference in that statement w/ me is i sit there..raise half a booty cheek to let the stank out, cuz u know your tail is heated..so u let it breathe..u smell it u laugh inside, but u maintain your composure so that nobody knows it was u that let it go, and u see their face and u dyin laughin inside

[Sammich]

bwahahahahaaa!!! nah dawg!! no spray dawg!

good thing u might have to had pulled out ur emergency backup draws

[BluesClues]

the difference in that statement w/ me is i sit there..raise half a booty cheek to let the stank out, cuz u know your tail is heated..so u let it breathe..u smell it u laugh inside, but u maintain your composure so that nobody knows it was u that let it go, and u see their face and u dyin laughin inside

*in white people's voice* That is so true

[ahmonrah]

Oh shit Oh shit! I can't breath
What about when you let one out all silent around people you don't know or just met and that shit be stank as hell. You be trying to fan it or blow it away?!

~cough~ bwahahahahahaha!!~cough~

since we all are car lovers.....how 'bout this one!
it's cool out so the windows are up, you riding out wit whoever and you gotta fart, so you think "hmm, i'm sitting down i'll let it go slowly and they'll neeeeveeerrr knooooooow!" man! you fart, y'all keep talking 'cause they dont know what's going on, and suddenly you like "DAYUM!!!" THAT JOINT WAS THE WORSE ONE YOU SMELT IN A WHILE! you try to roll ya window down smoov and shit but it's too late!! and you know they know, 'cause errrrryybody get quiet!

[BluesClues]

~cough~ bwahahahahahaha!!

since we all are car lovers.....how 'bout this one!
it's cool out so the windows are up, you riding out wit whoever and you gotta fart, so you think "hmm, i'm sitting down i'll let it go slowly and they'll neeeeveeerrr knooooooow!" man! you fart, y'all keep talking 'cause they dont know what's going on, and suddenly you like "DAYUM!!!" THAT JOINT WAS THE WORSE ONE YOU SMELT IN A WHILE! you try to roll ya window down smoov and shit but it's too late!!

My side hurts!!!

Hell yeah!!! Have you ever farted outside when it was cold as hell hanging with some people and saw your fart in the air?

[BTEC]

~cough~ bwahahahahahaha!!

since we all are car lovers.....how 'bout this one!
it's cool out so the windows are up, you riding out wit whoever and you gotta fart, so you think "hmm, i'm sitting down i'll let it go slowly and they'll neeeeveeerrr knooooooow!" man! you fart, y'all keep talking 'cause they dont know what's going on, and suddenly you like "DAYUM!!!" THAT JOINT WAS THE WORSE ONE YOU SMELT IN A WHILE! you try to roll ya window down smoov and shit but it's too late!!

HAVE U EVER TRIED TO GO SOMEWHERE TO LET ONE RIP BC UR STOMACH DAMN NEAR GOT U ON UR KNESS. AND UR LIKE AHHHH, MUCH BETTER BUT THAT MOFOS IS STAKIN TO THE 3RD DEGREE. AND SOMEBODY COMES TRYING TO TALK TO YOU AND UR LIKE UHHHH, LETS WALK OVER HERE (AWAY FROM THE FART).

[Sammich]

~cough~ bwahahahahahaha!!~cough~

since we all are car lovers.....how 'bout this one!
it's cool out so the windows are up, you riding out wit whoever and you gotta fart, so you think "hmm, i'm sitting down i'll let it go slowly and they'll neeeeveeerrr knooooooow!" man! you fart, y'all keep talking 'cause they dont know what's going on, and suddenly you like "DAYUM!!!" THAT JOINT WAS THE WORSE ONE YOU SMELT IN A WHILE! you try to roll ya window down smoov and shit but it's too late!! and you know they know, 'cause errrrryybody get quiet!

all theeee time

[Sammich]

My side hurts!!!

Hell yeah!!! Have you ever farted outside when it was cold as hell hanging with some people and saw your fart in the air?

im tryna tell u BC..its ur booty that does some of those things, not all of us have that coke bottle

[BluesClues]

HAVE U EVER TRIED TO GO SOMEWHERE TO LET ONE RIP BC UR STOMACH DAMN NEAR GOT U ON UR KNESS. AND UR LIKE AHHHH, MUCH BETTER BUT THAT MOFOS IS STAKIN TO THE 3RD DEGREE. AND SOMEBODY COMES TRYING TO TALK TO YOU AND UR LIKE UHHHH, LETS WALK OVER HERE (AWAY FROM THE FART).

How often?

[BluesClues]

all theeee time

Sounds like IBS

[Sammich]

HAVE U EVER TRIED TO GO SOMEWHERE TO LET ONE RIP BC UR STOMACH DAMN NEAR GOT U ON UR KNESS. AND UR LIKE AHHHH, MUCH BETTER BUT THAT MOFOS IS STAKIN TO THE 3RD DEGREE. AND SOMEBODY COMES TRYING TO TALK TO YOU AND UR LIKE UHHHH, LETS WALK OVER HERE (AWAY FROM THE FART).

FART STORIES FTW!!!

[BluesClues]

im tryna tell u BC..its ur booty that does some of those things, not all of us have that coke bottle

And some of you never will

[Sammich]

Sounds like IBS

shut up alien..big booty cold air seeing farter

[Sammich]

And some of you never will

im glad i dnt ..i'd like..nvm

[R_Rated]

you people are some nasty bishes

[BluesClues]

FART STORIES FTW!!!

You so lame

[Sammich]

you people are some nasty bishes

prease reave imreadetaly

[Sammich]

You so lame

but u love it

[BluesClues]

shut up alien..big booty cold air seeing farter

Again

[ahmonrah]

HAVE U EVER TRIED TO GO SOMEWHERE TO LET ONE RIP BC UR STOMACH DAMN NEAR GOT U ON UR KNESS. AND UR LIKE AHHHH, MUCH BETTER BUT THAT MOFOS IS STAKIN TO THE 3RD DEGREE. AND SOMEBODY COMES TRYING TO TALK TO YOU AND UR LIKE UHHHH, LETS WALK OVER HERE (AWAY FROM THE FART).

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH1!!!!!! OH GOD!!! I'M GONNA DIE OVER HERE!!!
but tell me one thing.......why is it that WHITE PEOPLE always fart right where they are, even if they surrounded by people??!! and to make it worse, they dont even say nothing!

[BluesClues]

but u love it

Nope not really

[ahmonrah]

you people are some nasty bishes

we are only talkign about what we HUMANS DO! you know you've farted so bad before you kicked yourself outta a room!!!

[BluesClues]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH1!!!!!! OH GOD!!! I'M GONNA DIE OVER HERE!!!
but tell me one thing.......why is it that WHITE PEOPLE always fart right where they are, even if they surrounded by people??!! and to make it worse, they dont even say nothing!

They are invisible