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dont you hate when have to fart and just when you thought it was safe to do so, ya ass got other ideas, and you have to go to "EMERGENCY CLENCH!!" mode??!!
dont front, i know ya mofos had to fart and almost splat on ya self!!
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Originally Posted by ahmonrah
Or when you have to fart soooo bad you have stomach cramps and you have a lot of people around you so you try to let one slide (thinking it will be silent) and that shit be loud as hell?!:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
DATS RITE!!!!:goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
that didnt just happen to me, but while we talking about crazy stuff, i figured i'd bring that up, it's a universal experience!
bwahahahahaha!!!!!:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: . no! no! how bout, you get with someone for the first time and y'all on a date. whatever you ate, you gotta fart soooooo bad but you dont wanna do it 'cause it might be a "bad one" and y'all dont know eachother anyway, you build up soooo much pressure you sitting there trying to be cool but squirmin, with that "oh god this hurts!!!!" look cause you holding it in!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
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Originally Posted by ahmonrah
you've shat on yourself!!!
when I need to take a shit... my arse starts sweating..
yea and no..im e-following u..but its fun, cuz i like the avatar:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
cam'ron had IBS LIRL..'thats irritable bowel child':lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ORGANIZATIONXIII
nobody's above u:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
oooooo...it sprayed:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
no thats just u:goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
[QUOTE=ORGANIZATIONXIII] you've shat on yourself!!![/QUOTE]
nah son, i had to go soo bad though, that i was standing there undoin my belt doin the 2-step!!!! but i made it yo!!!!
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...e222/dance.gif
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ORGANIZATIONXIII
[QUOTE=ahmonrah]:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ORGANIZATIONXIII
Oh shit Oh shit! I can't breath :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
What about when you let one out all silent around people you don't know or just met and that shit be stank as hell. You be trying to fan it or blow it away?!:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
prairie doggin'
bwahahahahaaa!!! nah dawg!! no spray dawg!:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
the difference in that statement w/ me is i sit there..raise half a booty cheek to let the stank out, cuz u know your tail is heated..so u let it breathe..u smell it u laugh inside, but u maintain your composure so that nobody knows it was u that let it go, and u see their face and u dyin laughin inside:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
good thing u might have to had pulled out ur emergency backup draws:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :yes: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
*in white people's voice* That is so true
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: ~cough~:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: bwahahahahahaha!!~cough~Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
since we all are car lovers.....how 'bout this one!
it's cool out so the windows are up, you riding out wit whoever and you gotta fart, so you think "hmm, i'm sitting down i'll let it go slowly and they'll neeeeveeerrr knooooooow!" man! you fart, y'all keep talking 'cause they dont know what's going on, and suddenly you like "DAYUM!!!" THAT JOINT WAS THE WORSE ONE YOU SMELT IN A WHILE! you try to roll ya window down smoov and shit but it's too late!! and you know they know, 'cause errrrryybody get quiet!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: My side hurts!!!http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/se...smiley-001.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
Hell yeah!!! Have you ever farted outside when it was cold as hell hanging with some people and saw your fart in the air?
HAVE U EVER TRIED TO GO SOMEWHERE TO LET ONE RIP BC UR STOMACH DAMN NEAR GOT U ON UR KNESS. AND UR LIKE AHHHH, MUCH BETTER BUT THAT MOFOS IS STAKIN TO THE 3RD DEGREE. AND SOMEBODY COMES TRYING TO TALK TO YOU AND UR LIKE UHHHH, LETS WALK OVER HERE (AWAY FROM THE FART).Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: all theeee time:lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah
im tryna tell u BC..its ur booty that does some of those things, not all of us have that coke bottle:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
How often? :thinking:Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
Sounds like IBS :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
FART STORIES FTW!!!
And some of you never will :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
shut up alien..big booty cold air seeing farter:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
im glad i dnt :goodjob: ..i'd like..nvm:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by BluesClues
you people are some nasty bishes
You so lame :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
prease reave imreadetaly:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by R_Rated
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Originally Posted by BluesClues
but u love it:yes: :goodjob:
Again http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/al...smiley-019.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH1!!!!!! OH GOD!!! I'M GONNA DIE OVER HERE!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BTEC
but tell me one thing.......why is it that WHITE PEOPLE always fart right where they are, even if they surrounded by people??!! and to make it worse, they dont even say nothing!
Nope not really :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by phatboislim
we are only talkign about what we HUMANS DO! you know you've farted so bad before you kicked yourself outta a room!!! :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by R_Rated
They are invisible :ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by ahmonrah