Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues
Oh shit Oh shit! I can't breath
What about when you let one out all silent around people you don't know or just met and that shit be stank as hell. You be trying to fan it or blow it away?!
~cough~ bwahahahahahaha!!~cough~

since we all are car lovers.....how 'bout this one!
it's cool out so the windows are up, you riding out wit whoever and you gotta fart, so you think "hmm, i'm sitting down i'll let it go slowly and they'll neeeeveeerrr knooooooow!" man! you fart, y'all keep talking 'cause they dont know what's going on, and suddenly you like "DAYUM!!!" THAT JOINT WAS THE WORSE ONE YOU SMELT IN A WHILE! you try to roll ya window down smoov and shit but it's too late!! and you know they know, 'cause errrrryybody get quiet!