Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues

Or when you have to fart soooo bad you have stomach cramps and you have a lot of people around you so you try to let one slide (thinking it will be silent) and that shit be loud as hell?!
bwahahahahaha!!!!! . no! no! how bout, you get with someone for the first time and y'all on a date. whatever you ate, you gotta fart soooooo bad but you dont wanna do it 'cause it might be a "bad one" and y'all dont know eachother anyway, you build up soooo much pressure you sitting there trying to be cool but squirmin, with that "oh god this hurts!!!!" look cause you holding it in!!!!!