Quote Originally Posted by ahmonrah
dont you hate when have to fart and just when you thought it was safe to do so, ya ass got other ideas, and you have to go to "EMERGENCY CLENCH!!" mode??!!

dont front, i know ya mofos had to fart and almost splat on ya self!!

Or when you have to fart soooo bad you have stomach cramps and you have a lot of people around you so you try to let one slide (thinking it will be silent) and that shit be loud as hell?!