Pssh, I'm the sexiest on here:

6'1 & 130 lbs; when I come around, bitches know wassup.

And I'm JDM TyTe, since I'm lighter than all yo ex's, and when I ride in the car, when you turn right, you got more traction over the tire lol.

And like lil_paki knows, my nickname is statutory rape: you see me and pass out from excitement; when you wake up, you done committed statutory rape.