HOT GUYS ON IA.....UM.....

[HalfBaked]

Pssh, I'm the sexiest on here:

6'1 & 130 lbs; when I come around, bitches know wassup.

And I'm JDM TyTe, since I'm lighter than all yo ex's, and when I ride in the car, when you turn right, you got more traction over the tire lol.

And like lil_paki knows, my nickname is statutory rape: you see me and pass out from excitement; when you wake up, you done committed statutory rape.

From the sound of this, you also left off the part where you mention you're a virgin.

[Mr_Mischif]

From the sound of this, you also left off the part where you mention you're a virgin.

Yeah, how'd you know?

Yeah, I haven't found that someone special yet...at least while they're awake.

[HalfBaked]

Yeah, how'd you know?

Yeah, I haven't found that someone special yet...at least while they're awake.

By someone special enough, you mean some girl desperate enough to sleep with you...

[Mr_Mischif]

By someone special enough, you mean some girl desperate enough to sleep with you...

See why you gotta start instigatin' some shit, bro?

I'm just fucking around, you takin that "Internet:Serious Business" poster to heart.