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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    Green salsa is good as fuck...I get like 10 cups of it and squeeze a lime wedge in each one....Best condiment ever.


    You brothers are asking some pussy ass questions. Just sayin. My stepmom and half my family is black and i am as white as it gets. Im pretty sure that im exempt from answering questions, plus this is Sins thing so i will just sit back and enjoy this when the brothers decide to let their balls drop and ask some REAL questions.

    what are some REAL questions?


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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    Green salsa is good as fuck...I get like 10 cups of it and squeeze a lime wedge in each one....Best condiment ever.


    You brothers are asking some pussy ass questions. Just sayin. My stepmom and half my family is black and i am as white as it gets. Im pretty sure that im exempt from answering questions, plus this is Sins thing so i will just sit back and enjoy this when the brothers decide to let their balls drop and ask some REAL questions.
    I welcome all to re-answer the questions! my only guarantee is that you will receive MY honest answer to every question.

    And yes.... i agree.... these cats are coming HELLA WEAK!!!! with their questions.

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    Im not black, can't answer that. I already know everything about white people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3UC3S View Post
    Im not black, can't answer that. I already know everything about white people.
    same predicament I'm in.....its hard to figure out our peculiar mannerisms considering they're not peculiar to us


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    Quote Originally Posted by C230K View Post
    I havent worked at Moe's sorry, but thats what I been told at Willy's and at Chipotle. They guy who started Willy's had an employee and he stole the idea off of him. He then sold the name and as you see today Moe's is a franchise. Chipotle is a franchise as well, but we are in back cutting up everything and marinating this and that. A manager at Willy's told me that he used to work at Moe's and they would just open up a of can tomatoes and just pour then into a pan and serve it just like that, and the rest would follow for many other items. Where in Willy's we would cut the top off the tomatoes, cut the bell peppers, make salsa from scratch, and so on
    i cant say i believe that. I make my own tomatillo salsa at home and ive tried it a few different ways trying to duplicate Moe's salsa. Ive roasted fresh ones, used canned ones, purchased premade, ect... i dont doubt that they may use some prepackaged ingredients, but i know theyre not just opening bags like Applebees or a place like that. You can taste the fresh cilantro in the salsa, it also varies from day to day, its not 100% consistent, sometimes its more chunk than other days ect.. all signs pointing to being homemade.

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    Why the fuck do white men think that their white girl has a booty when it clearly looks like her thigh is connected to her hip?


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    Quote Originally Posted by C230K View Post
    Why the fuck do white men think that their white girl has a booty when it clearly looks like her thigh is connected to her hip?
    This is one area where i am very happy that we disagree. I love me some petite women.... so everyone else thinking those women have no ass just leaves more single petite women with no ass for me.

    Psychologists say that we're attracted more to the hip to waste ratio than we are the actual size of the girl. That it's a genetic response based on women with a more even hip to waste ratio being more fertile and likely to bare children.

    I couldnt tell you, but i know i'm happy to bang all the skinny women you dont like and i'll send all.... some.. of the voluptuous ones your way. embrace our differences!

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    Why are us white folk called crackers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacon View Post
    Why are us white folk called crackers?

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    It's a catchy and fun to say word that is synonymous with the color white.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    This is one area where i am very happy that we disagree. I love me some petite women.... so everyone else thinking those women have no ass just leaves more single petite women with no ass for me.

    Psychologists say that we're attracted more to the hip to waste ratio than we are the actual size of the girl. That it's a genetic response based on women with a more even hip to waste ratio being more fertile and likely to bare children.

    I couldnt tell you, but i know i'm happy to bang all the skinny women you dont like and i'll send all.... some.. of the voluptuous ones your way. embrace our differences!
    lol good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    It's a catchy and fun to say word that is synonymous with the color white.
    i heard it was cuz of cracking whips back in slavery days......


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    Quote Originally Posted by l Gizzy l View Post
    i heard it was cuz of cracking whips back in slavery days......
    Then wouldn't that be a compliment?

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    I'm confused as to why they're more white gay people than black. Serious question. Totally not against same sex dating, but I've always wanted to know


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    Quote Originally Posted by teh bri View Post
    I'm confused as to why they're more white gay people than black. Serious question. Totally not against same sex dating, but I've always wanted to know
    Probably a combination of the white community being more accepting of gays than the black and black people feeling they already have enough perception issues to deal with without adding homosexuality to it. Even though being gay is somewhat acceptable in america, that isnt the case for the rest of the world. Nearly all of africa is anti-gay, some places have even had punishments as severe as the death penalty or life in prison.

    So, there's some historic cultural differences... and also simple math.... 70% of the population is white.


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    Keep the questions rolling in. I encourage you to ask the most offensive questions your heart desires. Anything you have ever been curious about from the perspective of a white guy will be answered. No hard feelings, wont be mad at you. You ask, you get an answer, that simple.

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    Why are people against illegal immigrants yet when they need a couple of workers to finish up some yard work or finish building a shed etc.. They go to the nearest home depot and pick up a few mexicans and give them work.?

    Why are their no white jokes?
    signatures are whack :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ezone View Post
    Why are people against illegal immigrants yet when they need a couple of workers to finish up some yard work or finish building a shed etc.. They go to the nearest home depot and pick up a few mexicans and give them work.?

    Why are their no white jokes?
    They shouldn't have to pay taxes? Hispanics work hard and cheap. You won't catch very many white or black people working that hard and not get paid a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacon View Post
    They shouldn't have to pay taxes? Hispanics work hard and cheap. You won't catch very many white or black people working that hard and not get paid a lot.

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    And yet americans complain that they are taking all of our jobs.
    signatures are whack :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ezone View Post
    Why are people against illegal immigrants yet when they need a couple of workers to finish up some yard work or finish building a shed etc.. They go to the nearest home depot and pick up a few mexicans and give them work.?

    Why are their no white jokes?
    The key word is "illegal". We just expect you to share the tax burden. Right now illegal immigrants are able to take full advantage of our government programs without paying taxes. Our tax system is currently very frustrating for everyone paying them, you're just an easy target for anger.

    I have worked a few jobs in my lifetime with illegal immigrants. I admire how a lot of them come here and do some of our hardest jobs and do it with a smile on their face. It's the system we're mad at, not the individual people. There's a reason people are willing to walk across desserts and float across oceans to get to the united states, if we dont solve our tax problems, that will not last.

    There are tons of white jokes and some of them are hilarious!

    What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench???? The NBA!

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    what do you call a white guy surrounded by black people?........Coach


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    Quote Originally Posted by ezone View Post
    And yet americans complain that they are taking all of our jobs.
    Im latino, but lets be real, if an illegal immigrant takes your job, then your job just sucks. Fuck the Union, we work harder, get paid less, and no benefits. Latinos we do not run America, but we make America run


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    Quote Originally Posted by C230K View Post
    what do you call a white guy surrounded by black people?........Coach
    Dang I was thinking master.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C230K View Post
    what do you call a white guy surrounded by black people?........Coach
    Prison warden.

    next.
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    white power!!!!!! .....1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo View Post
    Prison warden.

    next.
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyone View Post
    How great is it being white?
    Great question, thank you for asking it. It really doesnt get much better.

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    I believe I have it the best.

    I'm black from the waist down and white from the wallet up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    I believe I have it the best.

    I'm black from the waist down and white from the wallet up.
    LOLOL

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    When will white parents stop letting this black guy hustle them out of money?



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    i have no idea who that black man is or how this video full of jailbait singing about thanksgiving is ripping me off.

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    Same guy that did Rebecca Black's "Friday".





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    Goddamnit, your gonna go straight to jail, do not pass GO...do not collect $200....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    When will white parents stop letting this black guy hustle them out of money?



    I'm racist now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    I'm racist now.
    @ :48 the chick standing left to the singer chick (in red) looks like Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister.


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    Why is it that white dudes love hitting each other in the dick, or act like they're fucking each other up the ass in pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sugethagreat View Post
    Why is it that white dudes love hitting each other in the dick, or act like they're fucking each other up the ass in pics?
    First off..... you have 4 posts in a year on this forum, i find it hilarious that this question is one of those 4 posts.

    If i had to explain this, i would probably go the same route as i did with the gay question. Being gay and things gay related are more prevalent in the white community than they are the black community. As my graph earlier showed, Africa is one of the most anti-gay places in the world, even though your avg black guy wasnt born in africa or even have parents or relatives that were born in africa, that cultural aspect has still been handed down over generations. So, since being gay isnt really accepted, obviously gay jokes wouldnt be too common.

    In the white community, being gay is as acceptable as apple pie, so it had an easier path to being integrated into our jokes.

    Try punching your friend in the dick...... it's hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    First off..... you have 4 posts in a year on this forum, i find it hilarious that this question is one of those 4 posts.
    I like to lurk, been lurking this site for years.

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    As a white dude, I 100% disagree with gays being as acceptable as apple pie, and that hitting people in the nuts is hilarious.
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    As a white guy, I could care less what people do in their own bedroom. Seeing a guy get punched in the nuts is funny, as long as it isn't happening to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alex14 View Post
    As a white dude, I 100% disagree with gays being as acceptable as apple pie, and that hitting people in the nuts is hilarious.
    Homosexuality is legal in all 50 states. White people have a long history of homosexuality also. I'm making this statement in contrast to black people. In some parts of africa, homosexuality is punishable by death. That's a pretty stark contrast.

    Let me reconsider your proposal that hitting people in the nuts is not hilarious.



    yep, hilarious as i expected.

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    I like apple pie a lot. I dislike gays a lot. Apple pie=/=buttsecks.

    Only one that was funny was the laying on the ground. Anyone can kick someone in the nuts, the creativity is what makes it entertaining to me.
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